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Famous Anti-Choking Doctor Henry Heimlich Dead at 96

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Famous Anti-Choking Doctor Henry Heimlich Dead at 96:  Dr. Henry J. Heimlich, the surgeon who developed and crusaded for the anti-choking technique that has been credited with saving an estimated 100,000 lives, has died in Cincinnati at age 96.  As might be expected, many of those 100,000 people he saved say the news of his death has them really choked-up.  Now, the question is – how many of them would be willing to cough-up a few bucks to help pay for the funeral.

 

Astronomers Discover Planet Made Largely of Diamond:  Scientists have discovered an alien planet named “55 Cancri E,” who’s mass is thought to be at least one third pure diamond.  In related news, the Kardashians announced they’ve decided to become astronauts.

 

Our Sun’s Twin Star May Have Eaten Two Planets:  Scientists say HIP68468, a twin star to our sun and about 300 light-years away, appears to have swallowed one or more of its planets.  Good grief, our sun’s twin ate two planets?  All I can say is, let’s hope our sun doesn’t decide to invite the twin over for Christmas dinner.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pagan Priest Wins Right to Wear Goat Horns in License Photo

Pagan Priest Wins Right to Wear Goat Horns in License Photo:  A Pagan priest has won the right to wear goat horns in his driver’s license photo for the state of Maine, with the court ruling that the horns are actually “religious attire.”  Now my advice to anyone who’s offended by this gentleman’s horns is just don’t him get your goat.

 

Our Sun’s Twin Star May Have Eaten Two Planets:  Scientists say HIP68468, a twin star to our sun and about 300 light-years away, appears to have swallowed one or more of its planets.  Good grief, our sun’s twin ate two planets?  All I can say is, let’s hope our sun doesn’t decide to invite the twin over for Christmas dinner.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Man Dressed as Pine Tree Arrested for Blocking Traffic

portland-maineMan Dressed as Pine Tree Arrested for Blocking Traffic:  Police say in Portland Maine say they’ve arrested a man dressed as a pine tree for standing in the street and obstructing traffic on a busy downtown intersection.  Angry traffic cops say if this was a pine, it was “naughty” pine.  You can bet he’s really gonna get needled by friends about this.  Authorities initially questioned all his friends to see if any were accomplices, but they told police “you’re barking up the wrong tree.”

 

galaxiesAstronomers Say Universe Has Two Trillion Galaxies:  Astronomers report that new data indicate that there are at least two trillion galaxies in the universe, up to twenty times more than previously thought.  And perhaps even more, if one includes unfathomable places like Cleveland or Cincinnati.

 

icelandIceland Braces for a Pirate Party Takeover:  A collection of anarchists, hackers, libertarians and Web geeks known as the “Pirate Party, which didn’t even exist four years ago, is on the cusp of winning Iceland’s national elections.  Guess Icelanders must have felt like things in their country were heading south, which I suppose is a quite normal when you live so close to the North Pole.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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