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Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size

 

Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size:  According to a University of Michigan study, analyzed scans of people who’d spent long periods of time in space found the volume of grey matter in their brains had actually decreased.  In fact, one astronaut who’d spent a prolonged period of time on the International Space Station, was found to have lost so much brain matter that when he returned to Earth, he tried to convince NASA that the Earth was flat, the Apollo moon landing was faked and the 2016 Cleveland Browns were the greatest football team of all-time.

 

News Corp Announces Big Changes for Wall Street Journal:  In an attempt to be more supportive of the new administration, Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp has decided to completely drop all business reporting in its Wall Street Journal in order to focus completely on the progress of President Trump’s beautiful new Mexican border wall – this dramatic move will include changing the paper’s historic name from the The Wall Street Journal to simply “The Wall Journal.”

 

Stores Pulling Nutella After Report Links It To Cancer:  Nutella, the popular hazelnut spread, is being removed from supermarket shelves around the world as a result of a report that suggested one of its main ingredients – palm oil – has been linked to cancer.  Makes sense to me!  I live in California where they have palm trees everywhere and there’s no question that some of the people living in California have cancer.

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Study Finds Fewer U.S. Parents Spanking Their Kids

paddlingStudy Finds Fewer U.S. Parents Spanking Their Kids:  A new U.S. study suggests that spanking and hitting children to discipline them has become much less common in recent decades as more parents choose non-physical approaches such as “time-outs” instead.  Of course the complete opposite is true for the Cleveland Browns’ defense, who could use a lot more hitting and substantially less time-outs.

 

weather-satellitehttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />US Launches Most Advanced Weather Satellite Ever:  NASA has announced launching the most advanced weather satellite ever built rocketed into space, part of an $11 billion effort to revolutionize forecasting and hopefully save lives.  On the other hand, angry Trump supporters like Clyde C. Kluckhohn of Little Rock argue that “we don’t need to spend more taxpayer dollars on yet another weather satellite.  What we really need is a “whether satellite” – one that’ll give us practical information and not all that sciencey nonsense, like whether or not its gonna rain – whether or not I should bother wash’n my truck.”

 

frogFrog With Orange-Flashing Groin Discovered in Australia:  Wildlife biologists in Australia say they’ve uncovered a new species of frog, one which flashes it’s groin a bright orange when confronted by predators.  Scientists say they don’t believe there’s anything else quite like it in nature, with the possible exception of Donald Trump’s groin – which is believed to have only been observed by the skinniest of supermodels.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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