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Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk-768x413.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k:  Tomi Lahren has backtracked after she called Rep. Joe Kennedy III a “little limp d**k” in an Instagram video following Kennedy’s televised response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.  While I’m certainly no Republican, I think her opinion about Kennedy needs to be taken seriously.  I mean, someone with a personality and disposition like hers – has be considered an authority on identifying limp d**ks.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/A-Scent-of-a-Man.jpg 546w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scent of a Man Makes Women Drink More Alcohol:  Researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that the scent of a man can make a woman drink more alcohol than she normally does.  Follow-up research found this phenomena to be especially true when its Harvey Weinstein’s scent that the women are picking up.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Clean-Water-Act.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Rolls Back Obama’s Clean Water Act Protections:  The Trump administration has blocked the Obama 2015 Clean Water Act protections from taking effect – as it prepares to roll out its own, less stringent rules later this year.  So, its sounds like soon, we’ll not only have unsanitary water and polluted air, but also a dirty old man sitting in the Oval Office – all part of the “Make America Filthy Again” plan.  One thing’s for sure, thanks to President Trump, you’ll no longer have to travel long distances and across oceans to find yourself one of those genuine “s**thole countries” – we’ll become our own “s**thole country.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roy-Moore.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens:  Former mall employees and local police have told the New Yorker that Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore was banned from a mall in the early 1980s for repeatedly attempting to pick up teenage girls.  In response, talk show host and Moore defender Sean Hannity told his listeners that while Moore may have been trying to pick up underage girls, at least he wasn’t trying to arrange uranium deals with them like Hillary.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Sheep Can Recognize Human Faces:  University of Cambridge scientists say sheep can be trained to recognize the faces of different people presented to them in pictures.  Lawyers for red states politicians say they’re advising clients not to be overly concerned, in that its very doubtful that the testimony of a sheep would hold up in a court of law.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice.jpg 893w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Resveratrol Extends Life of Obese Mice:  Researchers found they can extend the life of obese mice by 44% using a drug that mimics resveratrol, the ingredient of red wine believed to activate protective proteins.  Which kind of makes you wonder, just how many obese mice have to die before these fat rodents get the resveratrol they so desperately need?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb as Brick in New Book

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ivanka-Trump.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book:  Exerts from the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff, claims former White House strategist Steve Bannon believes the President’s daughter Ivanka is “dumb as a brick,” and describes the meeting between Trump campaign officials and the Russians which took place in Trump Tower as “treasonous.”

 

But how could Ivanka be dumb – she has a master’s degree from Trump University?  Besides, I’ve never seen a brick purchase high-end breast implants before.  What Bannon should have said is – “Ivanka’s dumber than a gold brick.”  That would make more sense.  That said, even bricks can be successful, assuming they had access to massive quantities of wealth which Ivanka does.

 

And while I’m certainly no big fan of the Trump family, it kind of looks as if poor Ivanka’s caught between a brick and a hard (botoxed) face.  Meanwhile, President Trump was quick to defend his daughter – pointing out that Ivanka’s way hotter than Bannon anyway.  Now, I guess the only thing left for the White House to do, is have Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway explain what all this means to baffled Trump supporters.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Flat-Earth-Rocket... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Flat-Earth-Rocket... 782w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat:  Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to prove the Earth is flat by launching himself 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour in a homemade, steam-powered rocket he built out of scrap metal.  So, to prove the Earth is flat, he’s gonna go “splat!”  I’m guessing he must have missed the last solar eclipse.  And he’ll be flying at an altitude of only 1800 feet?  Why we have buildings a lot taller than that.  And commercial jetliners frequently cruise at 30,000 feet.  Why put yourself through all this – when you can just buy an airline ticket to Cleveland and ask for a window seat?  On a positive note, he shouldn’t have any problem launching the thing, because President Trump just announced plans to repeal “The Law Of Gravity” as part of his promise to deregulate everything.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship-768x51... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship-1024x6... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship.jpg 1348w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Archeologists Find Roman Shipwrecks off Egypt’s Coast:  Egyptian officials report archaeologists have discovered three sunken shipwrecks dating back more than 2,000 years to Roman times off the coast of the city of Alexandria.  Alert Egyptian officials said that when the ships didn’t even show up after 2000 years, we felt something may have happened to them and that it was time to start looking.

 

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Human Teeth Evolved from the Scales of Ancient Shark:  New evidence out of the University of Cambridge suggests that the teeth in your mouth have their origin in the scales of primitive shark-like fish.  Good – then maybe I’ll send them my dental bills.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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