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Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California – and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public spaces.  Gee, my question for Tucker and the Fox News viewers is, why would you even care about where “normal people” live?  That’s not your demographic.  Sounds a little like Tucker needs a safe space.  Perhaps Tucker should consider moving to the deep south, where much of the population lives in abject poverty, but they have really beautiful, plush college football facilities.


Study Finds Porn Can Shut Down Part of Your Brain:  New research found that looking at erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.  On the plus side, while the brain may shut down, other parts of the body seem to perk up.
 768w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds 1 in 3 New Marriages Now Start Online:  Researchers found that more than a third of new marriages started online and that those relationships were slightly happier than those that began more traditionally.  Hell, I had a friend who met his wife online.  It was a mixed marriage – he was a Mac user, she used a PC.

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