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Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Tucker-Carlson.png 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California – and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public spaces.  Gee, my question for Tucker and the Fox News viewers is, why would you even care about where “normal people” live?  That’s not your demographic.  Sounds a little like Tucker needs a safe space.  Perhaps Tucker should consider moving to the deep south, where much of the population lives in abject poverty, but they have really beautiful, plush college football facilities.

 

Study Finds Porn Can Shut Down Part of Your Brain:  New research found that looking at erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.  On the plus side, while the brain may shut down, other parts of the body seem to perk up.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Online-Dating.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds 1 in 3 New Marriages Now Start Online:  Researchers found that more than a third of new marriages started online and that those relationships were slightly happier than those that began more traditionally.  Hell, I had a friend who met his wife online.  It was a mixed marriage – he was a Mac user, she used a PC.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/National-Anthem.jpg 437w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance:  President Donald Trump is being mocked on social media after footage of him appearing to have difficulty singing our national anthem went viral during a college football game in Atlanta.

 

A White House spokesperson claims people have it all wrong – and that the President was simply doing his best impression of what it would look like had it been Milli Vanilli singing the National Anthem.  White House press spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders was quick to add that the anthem was sung just like any stable genius would have sung it.  Meanwhile, Fox and Friends said everyone needs to just “give the President a pass on this,” given that the President’s vocal coach was Rosanne Barr.

 

Now if it were me, I would have just faked it and sang the lyrics from the rock musical “Hair” – “Oh say can you see – mine eyes if you can, then my hair’s too short!”  Anyway – everything else aside, I believe all this confusion over the President’s lip-syncing not matching the words to our National Anthem has a very simple explanation – President Trump was actually singing the Russian national anthem.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his thinking with his Johnson.  I wonder if that’s considered a pre-existing condition?

 

Mets Promote Tim Tebow to Advanced:  Even though his stats still are underwhelming, the Mets have promoted former Heisman Trophy winner and former NFL star Tim Tebow up to the Advanced A St Lucie Mets.  All I know is, after that last series with the Dodgers, the Mets could probably use someone with Tebow’s close ties to Jesus on their side.

 

English Woman Claims Her Cat is 28-Years-Old:  A woman in England is claiming that her female cat is about to celebrate her 28th birthday, which would make it the oldest cat in the world.  Wonder how that translates into Keith Richards years?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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