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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost.  Frankly, I’m just surprised it didn’t turnip sooner – she’s bean looking for it a long time now.


Cities Quietly Removing Confederate Memorials:  In the aftermath of the recent deadly Charlottesville protests, mayors and city officials across the nation are quickly and quietly removing any Confederate memorials they may have within their jurisdictions.  Observers say these Confederate memorials seem to be disappearing faster than CEO’s from President Trump’s Business Councils.


Bizarre Dinosaur is Missing Evolutionary Link:  Researchers say an unusual vegetarian dinosaur called Chilesaurus – who had the silhouette of a flesh-ripping velociraptor – whose fossilized remains were unearthed in southern Chile 13 years ago, is a missing link in dinosaur evolution.  OK – fine, but that still doesn’t tell us whether the creature was simply a regular vegetarian or was it a vegan?  Don’t you think we have the right to know if this “vegetarian” Chilesaurus also abstained from cheese and dairy?  I mean, is that too much to ask?

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