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Queen Elizabeth Will Not Step Aside for Prince Charles

Queen Elizabeth Will Not Step Aside for Prince Charles:  Insiders say that the world’s longest-reigning living monarch, 91-year-old Queen Elizabeth II, has no plans to step aside for Prince Charles to assume the throne.  I don’t blame her.  Hell, he looks older than she does.

 


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Drug and Alcohol Misuse Among Baby Boomers Increasing:  Experts are warning that alcohol and drug misuse among baby boomers is a “rapidly growing problem” and must be dealt with urgently.”  Why I’m over 50 and I don’t misuse alcohol – I prefer to drink it.  Now my question remains – is it that people over-50 are increasing their drug and alcohol use or is it that heavy drug and alcohol users are finally turning 50?  

 

Scientists Say Extinct Animals May Soon Come Back:  Scientists report that they are making good progress in the process of bringing extinct species back to life through cloning.  And its not just the scientists hard at work on this.  Hell, the Republicans have already done a pretty good job in bringing the Confederacy back.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Duke University to Remove Robert E. Lee Statue

Duke University to Remove Robert E. Lee Statue:  Duke University president Vincent Price has authorized the removal of Gen. Robert E. Lee’s statue from the front of the school chapel after students made very clear they don’t want the Confederate monument there anymore.  Let me get this straight, Vincent Price is now running Duke University?  And I suppose if he hadn’t agreed to remove the statue, he would have been replaced by Bela Lugosi?  Of course that’s the good news – the bad news is, they’ve decided to replace the Lee statue with a statue of the Kardashian sisters.

 

Study Shows Memories of Fear Can Be Permanently Erased:  Research in mice reveals a new approach to wiping memories from the brain, demonstrating that specific memories – such as fear – can be weakened or strengthened, which has the possibility of rendering debilitating conditions such as post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) a thing of the past.  OK, but what happens if your “fear” is that your memory will be erased?

 

Billy Graham’s Daughter Believes Solar Eclipse Will Bring End of the World:  In a recent blog post, Billy Graham’s daughter Anne, endorsed a prediction by fellow pastor Steve Cioccolanti suggesting the upcoming solar eclipse will herald the Judgement Day and the end of the world.  Not to be judgmental, but I think she’s just a wee bit off – hell, as far as I’m concerned, all that stuff began last November on election day.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost.  Frankly, I’m just surprised it didn’t turnip sooner – she’s bean looking for it a long time now.

 

Cities Quietly Removing Confederate Memorials:  In the aftermath of the recent deadly Charlottesville protests, mayors and city officials across the nation are quickly and quietly removing any Confederate memorials they may have within their jurisdictions.  Observers say these Confederate memorials seem to be disappearing faster than CEO’s from President Trump’s Business Councils.

 

Bizarre Dinosaur is Missing Evolutionary Link:  Researchers say an unusual vegetarian dinosaur called Chilesaurus – who had the silhouette of a flesh-ripping velociraptor – whose fossilized remains were unearthed in southern Chile 13 years ago, is a missing link in dinosaur evolution.  OK – fine, but that still doesn’t tell us whether the creature was simply a regular vegetarian or was it a vegan?  Don’t you think we have the right to know if this “vegetarian” Chilesaurus also abstained from cheese and dairy?  I mean, is that too much to ask?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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