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Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos

Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos:  An Ohio woman has been arrested in the parking lot of Beaver Township’s Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant after telling an undercover cop that she would provide a sex act for $60 and a large order of nachos.  Wow, that’s really cheesy, but then again – this is Beaver Township – what do ya expect?  Police say the fact that she requested both food and money proves she’s nacho typical prostitute.  And if she’d do that for nachos, makes you wonder what she’d do for a Klondike bar?  I’m assuming the undercover cop had enough hard evidence to make the arrest.

 

German Doctors Advise Public to Walk Like Penguins:  German trauma surgeons are advising the public to walk like penguins and lean the torso forward to avoid slipping on pavements during freezing temperatures.  Yea, it starts innocently enough with walking like penguins, and before you know it – they’re goose-stepping again.

 

Ohio Man Accused of Semen Attacks in Walmart:  Police in Ohio have arrested a 26-year-old man accused of squirting semen onto women at a Walmart on multiple occasions after using the store’s bathroom to masturbate into a syringe.  He masturbated into a syringe?  Talk about a tiny penis!  I hate to judge, but its almost enough to make you think this guy may have some unresolved issues.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp:  A Florida golfer was able to use his putter to escape from an alligator who had grabbed him by the ankle and pulled him waist-deep into the water.  Wow, talk about a tough course with a vicious water hazard!  That 17th hole is a real killer.  Despite the happy ending, the rules committee penalized the guy two strokes for both whacks he unleashed on the gator.

 

Irish County Approves Drunk Driving Permits:  The Kerry County Council in southwest Ireland has passed a controversial measure allowing special permits for driving in sparsely populated areas while intoxicated.  Good grief, some communities will do almost anything to attract Hollywood celebrities.  I guess only the Irish could come up with the concept of a “designated drunk driver.”

 

Trump Translation Device Not On for Japan PM’s Speech:  White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted President Trump was not wearing a translation earpiece as he laughed, nodded and appeared to be listening intently during remarks from Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.  No big deal!  Hell, its doubtful Trump would have understood anything anyway, even if Abe was speaking in English.  Not to mention, that after about a paragraph or two, Trump’s attention span could probably be found wandering off somewhere just north of the Yucatán Peninsula.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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