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White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Donald-Trump-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Donald-Trump.png 350w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets:  According to The Wall Street Journal, the White House is considering appointing a legal team to police President Trump’s infamous social media posts as numerous investigations are being launched into White House officials.  Yea, and while they’re at it, they might wanna think about adding a few psychiatrists to that team also.

 

Russians Grow Synthetic Voiceboxes for Human Patients:  Doctors in Russia say they have just transplanted the first synthetic voiceboxes into two human patients.  Yea, and if the surgery doesn’t work, good luck trying say anything to complain about it.

 

Two South Carolina Men Forced Alligator to Drink Beer:  Authorities say two South Carolina men face harassment charges after pictures surfaced on social media showing them pouring beer down the throat of an alligator.  Local Humane Society officials report that the gator is doing fine and is now in a 12-step program designed especially for crocodilians and, with the help of the program, will take his 90-day sobriety chip in about a week.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements

Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements:  President Donald Trump has once gain taken to Twitter to complain about the “fake media” ignoring all of his “long list of achievements.”  Maybe they just assumed most people already knew about all his bankruptcies, failed and fraudulent business ventures, multiple divorces and weekend golf outings.  Or, maybe they’re concerned that everyone will eventually become tired of all this winning.

 

Trump’s Invitation to Duterte Draws Criticism:  During their recent “very friendly conversation,” Mr. Trump invited Mr. Duterte, an authoritarian leader accused of ordering extrajudicial killings of drug suspects in the Philippines, to visit him in the White House.  Gee, Putin, Erdogan, el-Sisi and now Duterte?  Why if someone didn’t know better, they might conclude that our President is a big fan of authoritarians, dictators and demagogues with absolute power.

 

Forty Pythons Seized from Ontario Motel:  Local police are reporting that 40 pythons have been seized in a Brantford, Ontario motel by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.  Makes you wonder what kind of sick person would force a bunch of poor pythons to stay in some cheap motel?  They deserve better accommodations.  No doubt all the room service requests for live field mice triggered hotel staff’s suspicions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Morocco Fossils Push Humanity Back 100,000 Years

Morocco Fossils Push Humanity Back 100,000 Years:  Paleoanthropologists say bones of early modern humans found inside a cave in Morocco have pushed back the date to which we define humanity by at least 100,000 years. Great, just what we need! The Trump administration is already trying to push humanity back into the middle ages and now this? Wonder what they’re calling these fossils anyway – “Homo-Covfefe?”

 

Last Typewriter Rolls Off the Assembly Line in UK:  The last typewriter has just rolled of the assembly line and is headed to London’s Science Museum. Great! Now what am I supposed to do with all that white out I just bought? It sure doesn’t seem to work very well on my laptop.

 

Angry Peacock Trashes Liquor Store in LA Area:  A visibly angry peacock (peahen) suddenly entered a liquor store in Arcadia, California and then refused to leave until Animal Control officers were called, but not before destroying scores of liquor bottles and other items within the store. Wildlife officials say luckily no one was hurt, but the peacock did make off with several bottles of Grey Goose, Old Crow and Wild Turkey.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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