Tuesday , 20 February 2018
News Alert!
  • Welcome to our new mobile friendly theme!
  • Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their joke or video!
  • Check out our awesome sharing options!
  • Click on the topic picture in a joke or video for more on that topic
  • Youtube import is working again!
Home > Jokes >

Cop

How Recent: 1 Month
Staff Picks
My Comics
Show Everyting

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class:  The Environmental Protection Agency is refusing to release the written waiver that allows Administrator Scott Pruitt to fly regularly in first or business class for security reasons – a practice that sets him apart both from his predecessors and other current Cabinet members.  I get it – I mean, if you’re the head of an agency promoting a clean environment, the last thing you wanna do is be associated with all that disgusting filth sitting back in coach.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill Gates Announces Foundation to Focus on Conquering Polio:  Bill Gates announced that one of the top priorities of his foundation will be to finally completely wipe out polio.  If successful conquering polio, Gate’s will then focus on ridding humanity of what he considers to be an even bigger plight – the Mac Operating System.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Pitch-Fork.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Holds Up Waffle House With Pitchfork:  Police have arrested a man who used a pitchfork to rob a Waffle House restaurant just northeast of Atlanta.  So I’m asking myself “why on earth would anyone commit a robbery with a pitchfork?”  And then it hit me – the devil made him do it.

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Man Killed After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/MRI-Machine-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/MRI-Machine.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Killed After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine:  Mumbai police have confirmed that a 32-year-old man has died after being “sucked” into an MRI machine by a giant magnet.  Wow, that really sucks!  On a positive note, the MRI results are back – and he was tumor free!

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Humane-Society.jpg 406w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Humane Society CEO Subject of Sexual Harassment Complaints:  The Humane Society of the United States is conducting an internal investigation into complaints of sexual harassment by its CEO Wayne Pacelle.  My guess is that he tried to get them to do it “doggy style.”  What I’d like to know is,  just how in the world they were able to get the animals to sit still during the depositions?  And if that isn’t enough controversy, some donors are feeling a little uncomfortable about rumors circulating that Michael Vic will be named as Pacelle’s replacement.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Slow-Walker-150... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Slow-Walker-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Slow-Walker.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Slow Walkers at Greater Risk of Dementia:  New research found that people who tend to walk slow are at a significantly greater risk of getting Alzheimer’s.  And why would’t they walk slow?  Who’d be in a hurry to get to dementia?

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post Man Killed After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
Laugh Blast!
jokes and videos in your inbox

Site Tip!

Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Natalile-Wood-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Natalile-Wood.jpg 780w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death:  Los Angeles county sheriff’s investigators say they want to speak to 87-year-old actor Robert Wagner as a “person of interest,” in the case of the Natalie Wood death which reopened in 2011.  When reporters asked Christopher Walken – who was also present on the yacht that night – what he felt police needed to solve the case, Walken said that as far as he’s concerned, they “need more cowbell.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Brain-Eating-Amob... 660w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Deadly Amoeba Found in Louisiana Water:  A potentially deadly brain-eating amoeba was discovered in a water system that serves more than 12,500 people in Louisiana.  Scientists say they’re not too concerned, however, given that a “brain-eating amoeba” would quickly starve to death in a place like Louisiana.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Drives-Into-Cows.jpg 653w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Texting Woman Drives Into Herd of Cows:  A 21-year-old woman is recovering after she drove into a herd of cows in upstate New York while texting on her cellphone.  How stupid!  You can’t just assume cows will just mooo-ve out of the way.

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Site Tip!

Did you know that we have thousands of comedy topics? You can click on the large topic image in a joke or video for more hilarity on that subject or use the search to find what you are looking for.

Today's Featured Hot Topics

Most Popular