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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/60-Minutes-Interv... 646w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough – what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory – it’s the “big bang” theory.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/99-Cents-Only-Sto... 702w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Kim-amd-Pompeo.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un:  The Washington Post is re[porting that CIA Director Mike Pompeo secretly met with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un over the Easter weekend.  Now about the only question that remains to be answered is – can they convince Kim to agree to offer Trump asylum after the Mueller investigation closes in?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Starbucks-768x576... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Starbucks.jpg 950w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Starbucks to Close All Stores in May for Racial Bias Training:  Starbucks announced it will close all 8,000 of its US stores for the afternoon of May 29th, while it conducts what it called “racial bias training” in light of the recent arrest of two black men who were waiting in one the coffee giant’s Philadelphia locations.  Hell, Starbucks employees don’t need no stinking training.  They appear to be pretty damn good at racial bias already.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Meteorite.jpeg 301w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Meteorite Filled with Diamonds are From Lost Planet:  Scientists say diamonds found inside a meteorite have revealed the story of a “lost planet,” dating back to the era when our solar system was first formed.  Come on, a lost planet?  Now just how the hell do you lose a planet and why does it have to be the one full off diamonds?  One thing’s for sure, this just goes to show how wealthy those aliens are – if they can afford to throw diamonds at us!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Lost-Villages-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Lost-Villages-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Lost-Villages.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />

Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists:  Once people assumed the Amazon was a near-uninhabited rainforest, but researchers say they have found new evidence of 81 sites in previously uncharted territory, that prove it was in fact a hive of human activity and home to millions of people.  Researchers are quick to point out that while most of these Amazon villages appear to have once been thriving, most lacked the convenience of next-day Prime delivery our modern-day Amazon offers.  After all, you can’t really expect next-day delivery if you’re living in a “lost village.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-75... 750w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.jpg 1463w" sizes="(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px" />After Stormy – Many Wonder How Much Porn Stars Make:  With Donald Trump’s alleged payoff of porn star Stormy Daniels all over the news, many are left wondering just how much does a porn star really make?  Well, if my math is correct – she swatted Trump’s fat ass with a magazine a couple of times and then deposited a check for $130K into her bank account.  That breaks down to $65,000 per swat.  I have to assume that’s a helluva lot better payday than anybody working on the police swat team.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Attending Concerts Can Increase Lifespan:  According to a new study, people who regularly attend live concert shows experience a 21% increase in the feeling of well-being, which researchers now believe can help prolong one’s lifespan.  The one possible exception may be a Nickelback concert, where you’re more likely to wish you were dead.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Massive Crowds Turn Out for DC March for Our Lives

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/March-for-Our-Liv... 720w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Crowds Turn Out for DC March for Our Lives:  Hundreds of thousands of people have turned out for the March for Our Lives event in Washington DC to demand an end to gun violence.  While he didn’t attend any of the marches held around the country, President Trump did show his support by spending the day golfing at Mar-a-Lago and drafting executive orders to discriminate against transgender people in the military.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Global-Switch-Off... 564w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Millions Participate in Global Switch-Off for Climate Change Awareness:  Millions of people around the world switched off their lights for Earth Hour in an attempt to raise awareness about climate change and other environmental issues.  And even though I was totally unaware this event was going on, I was still able to actively participate in the “lights off” activities due to the fact that I had forgotten to pay my electric bill.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Golden-Arches-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Golden-Arches.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Angry Customer Attacks Golden Arches at Oregon McDonald’s:  Police say a 37-year-old man has been arrested after he destroyed a banner and then attacked the golden arches at a McDonald’s restaurant in western Oregon, this happening after employees refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers.  Of course, the over-arching question which has to be asked is – if he used a bow and arrow to attack those golden arches, would it still be considered archery?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Asteroid.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Asteroid Passes Close to Earth Just Hours After Being Discovered:  An asteroid estimated to be at least 150 feet in diameter made an alarmingly close pass to Earth, just hours after it was first observed by astronomers.  After the news broke, people across the globe immediately demanded to know why Morgan Freeman didn’t bother to make some sort of announcement.  Meanwhile, Trump advisors say should it come too close, they’ll send up a rocket full of Preparation H and shrink it down to 75 feet.

 

Study Shows Poverty Rate in Hawaii is Growing:  US Census figures show that the number of people living in poverty in Hawaii has grown to 12.5%.  Researchers say things in the state have gotten so bad, many residents have no idea where their next tan is coming from.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Elevator-768x571.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Elevator.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NY Man Sets Woman On Fire in Elevator:  Police say a man has confessed to killing a woman by dowsing her with a flammable liquid and then setting her on fire in a Brooklyn elevator.  As his defense, the man claimed that the elevator was extremely cold and she was the only thing around that looked like it would burn.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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