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Costco & Sam’s Club Issue Recall of Packaged Ham

canned-hamhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Canned-ham-300x30... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Canned-ham.jpg 350w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Costco & Sam’s Club Issue Recall of Packaged Ham:  Costco & Sam’s Club have announced they are recalling all of their 6-pound vacuum-sealed packages of Fletcher’s Canadian Black Forest Ham after numerous customer complaints that the meat was un-chewable – lab tests later determined that pieces of rubber material were embedded in the processed meat.

 

Good grief, Canadian ham with pieces rubber in it?  This sounds like an act of international terrorism.  I think we can safely assume that if Donald Trump’s elected President, this will mean war with the Canada!  In fact, at a recent rally, Trump told angry followers he wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Hillary “RodHAM” Clinton wasn’t somehow involved.

 

On the other hand, others are wondering if this could have simply been a secret product test of a new “ham-flavored gum” which was accidentally released to the public.  I mean think about it, why would a boneless ham need rubber in it anyway?  And the recall is having reverberations throughout the industry as Walmart just announced they will be recalling all their rubber ducks, just as a precaution.

 

The irony is that when you consider all the crap they put into processed meats, like growth hormones, antibiotics and other chemicals – the rubber may very well have been the healthiest part.  My advice is go ahead and eat the ham – hell, it might put a little bounce in your step!

 

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, some legislators are discussing the feasibility of sending Justin Bieber back to Canada along with the recalled ham.  And a spokesperson for Fletcher’s is trying to calm investor concerns about the recall’s impact on their bottom line by pointing out that BF Goodrich has already offered to buy all the returned packaged hams which they say can be used in nearly all of their products.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants

Ben Carson Refers to Slaves as Immigrants:  In his first speech as the new secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), Dr Ben Carson referred to slaves brought to the United States against their will as “immigrants,” drawing quick condemnation from civil rights groups who cast his remarks as offensive.  Now I’m no expert on immigration, but I’m sensing those would be about the only “immigrants” in history who would beg to get deported back to where they originally came from.

 

Costco to Raise Membership Fees:  Costco Warehouse Club announced that it will increase annual membership fees by $5 for its basic “Gold Star” individual memberships and $10 for business memberships for Executive Membership.  I get it – that guy who buys 250 pounds of dog food and 500 rolls of toilet paper at a time, expect to pay for the privilege.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Michelin-Star.png 216w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Roadside Cafe Swamped After Mistakenly Given Michelin Star:  A funky, small, roadside cafe in central France reportedly found itself inundated with diners and TV crews last week after it was awarded a coveted Michelin star by mistake.  That’s crazy to feel you have to run and eat somewhere just because of some Michelin thing!  Hell, my mechanic’s shop carries a full line of Michelin, but I’d never even think of eating there.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tyson Recalls Chicken Nuggets Sold at Costco Stores

costcoTyson Recalls Chicken Nuggets Sold at Costco Stores:  Citing the possibility of plastic contamination, Tyson Foods has announced the recall of more than 66 tons of chicken nuggets sold at Costco locations,.  Hell, that doesn’t sound like all that big of a recall when you consider just about anything you can buy at Costco is gonna come in at least a 66-ton container.

 

donald-trumpTrump Urges Supporters to Monitor Polls in Certain Areas:  Donald Trump is renewing his call for supporters to travel to precincts outside their own – “especially certain areas” – on election day to keep a vigilant eye out for voter fraud.  OK, but my question is what exactly are they supposed to be looking for?  Guys in fake beards and mustaches carrying ballots around?  Of course – Donald Trump can send out all the pudgy little 2nd Amendment goons he wants to intimidate people of color from voting, but that won’t hide the fact that the biggest fraud in this election is none other than Donald J.Trump himself.

 

dingoesGerman Tourist Mauled by Dingoes in Australia:  A German man is recovering after being mauled by two dingoes while taking a nap away from his tour group on Fraser Island, just off the coast of Queensland.  Wildlife officials say what’s most surprising about this attack is that dingoes typically much prefer Italian over German cuisine.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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