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Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii:  US Attorney General Jeff Sessions set off a firestorm after issuing an insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state, expressing astonishment that a judge “who sits on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up American President Trump’s travel ban – making some wonder if he was even aware that Hawaii is a state.  Sure, Hawaii has been a state since 1959, but in Sessions’ defense, he’s still living in the year 1950.  That said, Hawaii shouldn’t take it too personally, Sessions doesn’t recognize any states which were added after the Missouri Compromise.  And on a positive note, at least he had the ocean correct.

 

Newly Discovered Exoplanet May Be Best Candidate for Life:  Scientists say a newly discovered exoplanet, some 40 light-years from Earth, may be the best place to look for signs of life outside our Solar System.  Uh oh, space aliens just 40 light-years away?  Sounds like the Trump Administration may need a bigger wall.

 

Lawsuit Claims Bose Headphones Spying on Customers:  An Illinois man has filed a class-action lawsuit, accusing high-end audio equipment maker Bose of spying on its users and selling information about their playlists and listening habits without permission.  And who can blame him?  I mean, who wants the general public to know your favorite music group is The Village People?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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