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Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find a job that provides health insurance instead.

 

Do you ever get impression that the whole GOP playbook is right out of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” – only it never gets to the point where they have an epiphany and become a good person.  I mean, Kellyanne has to be just a nickname.  I’m sure her real name must be something like “Kelly Antoinette.”

 

Its funny, but the more I hear people of her ilk talking about Medicare – the more I become convinced that they don’t even have the slightest idea what the hell Medicare is.  Frankly, instead of spouting her venom all over the TV day and night, I wish she’d just go back to running that meth lab we all know she has hidden away down her basement.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops

Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops:  Texas Police, investigating a reported burglary, have seized almost $1 million worth of methamphetamine-laced lollipops.  Let’s hope these lollipops are sugarless, because everyone knows that both meth and candy are bad for your teeth.  The way I see it, meth addicts have enough problems, the last thing they need is to destroy their beautiful teeth.

 

Founder of Breast Implant Firm Guilty of Fraud:  The founder of a French company that used an unapproved gel in its breast implants has been found guilty of fraud.  On the other hand, I suppose it could be argued that anyone who makes fake breasts is guilty of fraud on some level.

 

Michigan Woman Loses Teeth to Tea Addiction:  The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting that a 47-year-old Michigan woman has lost teeth after decades of consuming “astronomical amounts” of highly concentrated tea.  My question is, if you’re gonna abuse a substance, who the hell would choose frigg’n tea?  On a positive note, doctors say this poses no real threat to Tea Party members given that so few of them have very many teeth anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Your Pillow Has More Bacteria Than Toilet Seat

A PillowStudy Finds Your Pillow Has More Bacteria Than Toilet Seat:  A new study found that the average pillow has more bacteria on it than your toilet seat.  I don’t care, I’m still not sleeping on my toilet seat.

 

Arctic Sea IceArctic Sea Ice Levels Hits Record Low:  As Arctic sea ice levels hit a new record low, scientists are gathering to discuss how to make the public understand that we are “really running out of time.”  Nonsense, there’s still plenty of time – just not for humanity.

 

MethNew Super-Potent Meth Found at Texas Middle School:  Authorities in Texas have launched an investigation into the origin of a new, super-potent form of meth that wound-up in the hands of some Texas City middle schoolers.  Local officials are warning drug dealers “don’t meth with Texas.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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