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Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops

Texas Police Seize 600 Pounds of Meth-Laced Lollipops:  Texas Police, investigating a reported burglary, have seized almost $1 million worth of methamphetamine-laced lollipops.  Let’s hope these lollipops are sugarless, because everyone knows that both meth and candy are bad for your teeth.  The way I see it, meth addicts have enough problems, the last thing they need is to destroy their beautiful teeth.

 

Founder of Breast Implant Firm Guilty of Fraud:  The founder of a French company that used an unapproved gel in its breast implants has been found guilty of fraud.  On the other hand, I suppose it could be argued that anyone who makes fake breasts is guilty of fraud on some level.

 

Michigan Woman Loses Teeth to Tea Addiction:  The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting that a 47-year-old Michigan woman has lost teeth after decades of consuming “astronomical amounts” of highly concentrated tea.  My question is, if you’re gonna abuse a substance, who the hell would choose frigg’n tea?  On a positive note, doctors say this poses no real threat to Tea Party members given that so few of them have very many teeth anyway.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Oregon Couple Tip Waitress With Crystal Meth

Oregon Couple Tip Waitress With Crystal Meth:  An Oregon couple, out to dinner at a charming resort town steakhouse, got themselves arrested for deciding to tip their waitress with an envelope full of crystal meth.  The couple defended leaving the meth tip, pointing out that service there has always been notoriously slow and they felt this might be a good way to speed things up a bit.

 

Steven Seagal to Promote Russian Arms Industry:  Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced that action star Steven Seagal has just signed a deal to be the face promoting Russia’s arms industry.  It just might work.  Hell, he even looks like he just swallowed one of their tanks – whole.

 

Sex Between Neanderthals and Humans:  New DNA analyses indicates Neanderthals may have passed on a DNA fragment to humans, indicating a strong likelihood that humans did in fact have sex with Neanderthals.  Scientists say they are extremely hopeful this type of research will one day provide an explanation as to what Maria Shriver ever saw in Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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