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Adultery Website Ashley Madison Agrees to Pay $1.6M Fine

Adultery Website Ashley Madison Agrees to Pay $1.6M Fine:  The Toronto-based parent company of the adultery dating site Ashley Madison has agreed to pay $1.6 million in settlements following a FTC investigation that found the site’s lax security exposed millions of members data and created fake female profiles to attract more male customers.  I dated one of the fake female profiles for a while and everything was going really well until her damn imaginary husband found out.

 

Kanye West Has Meeting With Trump in New York:  With an entourage and videographer accompanying him, Kanye West had a meeting with President-elect Donald Trump in Trump Tower.  Kanye in Trump Tower?  Gee, the poor guy just seems to be moving from one mental institution to another.

 

Trump Picks Rick Perry as Energy Secretary:  Donald Trump has reportedly picked former Texas Gov. and Dancing With the Stars contestant Rick Perry as the nation’s next Secretary of Energy.  Perry said he sees his top priority as energy secretary to make absolutely certain that beverages like Monster and Red Bull are readily available for all who can afford them.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Feels Civil War Dispute Could Have Been Worked Out

Trump Feels Civil War Dispute Could Have Been Worked Out:  In an interview with the Washington Examiner, President Donald Trump expressed confusion as to why the Civil War took place – claiming that Andrew Jackson “was really angry” about the upcoming conflict, even though he died 16 years before the war actually began.

 

Gee, who knew US history could be so complicated?  So much those who claim American exceptionalism is dead – when once again we have the United States leading the world in a new first – the first advanced, industrialized nation to elect a moron to lead their country.  Of course, to be fair, Trump’s not completely in error – there actually was a President named Andrew Jackson.

 

But geez, didn’t we just have a big march for science?  Sounds like we’re gonna need one for history too.  As if alternative facts weren’t enough – now, we’ve got alternative history.  Next, Trump will be telling us how angry Andrew Jackson would have been that Gary Busey was eliminated in Week 4 of the 2015 competition of Dancing With the Stars – had he not died first.

 

But hell, it isn’t his interpretation of what started the Civil War that concerns me, its more about what excuse he’ll find to start the next World War.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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