by Jeff Dwoskin

If you say FIFA 3 times while staring at a mirror David Beckham will appear #FakeWorldCupFacts @midnight

Jun 12th, 2014 via twitter

by Dan Regan

Wife - Do you think David Beckham

Me - Is good looking? Yes.

Wife - ...still plays soccer?

Me - How should I know, I don't think about that kind of stuff.

Dec 5th, 2018 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

This is America, CNN. David Beckham is not retiring from "football," he's retiring from "soccer." Tim Tebow is retiring from football.

May 16th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tommy Campbell

David Beckham, more like guy that plays soccer because he loves BALLS.
#SickBurnAHunk @midnight

Apr 30th, 2015 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Tom Cruise will reportedly help David Beckham become a movie star, which will involve several backdoor casting couch sessions.

May 27th, 2013 via twitter

by Michael Blackman

Soccer rating surge. David Beckham relevant once again. @absrdNEWS

Jul 3rd, 2014 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

The Beckhams are expecting their fourth child. Fifth, if you count David.

Jan 9th, 2011 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

David Beckham is leaving soccer to launch a national franchise of Bend It Like Beckham Yoga Studios.

May 16th, 2013 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

David Beckham has been given a six-month driving ban for using his mobile phone while behind the wheel.

This news is REALLY surprising to me!

. . . that David Beckham knows how to operate a cellphone!

May 11th, 2019 via twitter

by Ken McGraw Jr

I'm so glad David Beckham is the face of H&M cause now I can finally relate to a spokesman

Oct 5th, 2015 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Beckham Charges a Ton for Interviews

David Beckham is currently charging $700,000 per interview. Which is $350,000 for every interesting thing he has to say.

Jan 9th, 2009Staff Pick

by Alex Kaseberg

There was a trend with celebrities naming their children after where they were conceived:

David Beckham's son Brooklyn Beckham, Kanye West's son, Chicago West, and Khloe Kardashian's son, Staples Center Bathroom.

Oct 24th, 2020 via twitter