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Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft

Nuns Accuse Katy Perry of Witchcraft:  In an ongoing battle with Katy Perry after she revealed she intends to purchase a former convent put up for sale by the Catholic Church, some of the nuns of the conservative Order of the Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary say they don’t approve of the singer’s lifestyle (read – she supports the LGBTQ community) and are now claiming that she is actually a witch.  Wow, what century are we in again?  I bet those nuns are just saying things like that out of habit.  That said, I’m guessing there are quite a few people out there who wouldn’t object to being put under a spell by Katy Perry.  Interesting when you consider you’ve got Satan living right in the White House – and they’re concerned about Katy Perry buying an old convent.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Daylight-Saving-T... 300w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Researchers Say Daylight Saving Time Not So Great:  According to recent data, the switch to daylight saving time is responsible for an increase in heart attacks and strokes, more car accidents, reduced worker productivity and, country to what was once believed, does not cut the nation’s energy bill.  Good to know information.  The last thing we need is to be left in the dark about daylight saving time.

 

Hair Loss Drug Propecia Carries Impotency Risk:  The popular hair loss drug Propecia is now being linked to impotency and other long-term sexual problems.  So let me get this straight – guys are basically taking Propecia so they can get laid, but when they finally get the girls – they discover they’re now impotent?  Now that’s what I call really getting screwed!

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