Trump Confirms US Will Quit Paris Agreement: Donald Trump has confirmed that he will withdraw the United States from the Paris Agreement on climate change, leaving the ranks of more than 190 nations committed to the international deal. When asked to defend the move, President Trump said that while he thinks Paris Hilton is a lovely girl, the United States has no business entering into a climate agreement with her. Mr Trump went on to add that he’s pretty sure he isn’t the first person who’s ever withdrawn from Paris Hilton a little early.
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Huge Crack in Antarctica’s Largest Ice Shelf Nearing Breaking Point: A massive crack in one of Antarctica’s largest floating ice shelves the size of Delaware has increased by a stunning 11 miles this past week and appears to be ready to break off. All I can say is it’s a good thing Republicans have reassured us that global warming is a total hoax – otherwise, I’d be worried about something like a Delaware-sized ice shelf breaking off. On the other hand, I’m sure Trump just figures if you can’t build a hotel or golf course on it, what the hell good is it anyway? Besides, Trump’s closest advisors have assured him this crack is nothing but a fake – created by the crooked media who’ve gone and photoshopped Antarctica.
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