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Trump Confirms US Will Quit Paris Agreement

Trump Confirms US Will Quit Paris Agreement:  Donald Trump has confirmed that he will withdraw the United States from the Paris Agreement on climate change, leaving the ranks of more than 190 nations committed to the international deal.  When asked to defend the move, President Trump said that while he thinks Paris Hilton is a lovely girl, the United States has no business entering into a climate agreement with her.  Mr Trump went on to add that he’s pretty sure he isn’t the first person who’s ever withdrawn from Paris Hilton a little early.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jogger-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jogger.jpg 481w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man’s Home:  A New Mexico man released a surveillance video hoping to identify the female jogger who has pooped next to his home at least four times since April and then goes on jogging.  Well, at least you can’t say people in the neighborhood don’t give a shit.

 

Huge Crack in Antarctica’s Largest Ice Shelf Nearing Breaking Point:  A massive crack in one of Antarctica’s largest floating ice shelves the size of Delaware has increased by a stunning 11 miles this past week and appears to be ready to break off.  All I can say is it’s a good thing Republicans have reassured us that global warming is a total hoax – otherwise, I’d be worried about something like a Delaware-sized ice shelf breaking off.  On the other hand, I’m sure Trump just figures if you can’t build a hotel or golf course on it, what the hell good is it anyway?  Besides, Trump’s closest advisors have assured him this crack is nothing but a fake – created by the crooked media who’ve gone and photoshopped Antarctica.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Will Accept Election Results If He Wins

donald-trumpTrump Will Accept Election Results If He Wins:  After famously refusing to state whether he would accept election results if he lost, Donald Trump told a rowdy crowd of followers in Delaware, Ohio that “I will accept the results of the election, if I win.”  Which is kind of ironic when you consider the way things are going with his campaign, about the only way this election could be considered rigged would be if Trump somehow wins.

 

teen-boysUS Boys Entering Puberty Sooner Than Ever:  The American Academy of Pediatrics released a large-scale study revealing that boys in the United States are now entering puberty sooner than ever before.  In related news, Wall Street reports that porn industry stocks have just tripled in value.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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