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Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 710w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper:  A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.  

 

Wow, seems Trump is the gift that just keeps giving.  No wonder this guy loves building hotels!  Good grief, has anyone even talked to the gardener yet?  All I can say is, if this keeps up – poor Michael Cohen is gonna run outta money.  Its getting to the point where it might be easier just to list the women with whom Trump hasn’t had sex and bought off.

 

Remember when Hillary wrote about “It Takes a Village?”  Well, its beginning to look as if Trump may have fathered most of that village.  Guess we made a mistake when we asked Chief Justice Roberts to swear-in President Trump.  In retrospect, I think perhaps Jerry Springer would have been a more appropriate choice.  

 

And while some are claiming Trump and the other Evangelical Republicans are hypocrites for preaching about “family values” when Trump is out having sex with everyone from porn stars to housemaids – in all fairness, Mr Trump does seem to keep family in mind in that most of the women he’s been having sex with, do appear to look an awful lot like his daughter Ivanka. 

 

Anyway, even with all the bankruptcies, I do have to admit that Trump is a much better urban developer than I gave him credit for.  After all, not many people can give a posh neighborhood like Midtown Manhattan the same vibe as the trashiest trailer park.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kim-and-Xi.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi:  During his meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un pledged his commitment to denuclearization and to meet U.S. officials, and China promised to uphold friendship with its isolated neighbor.  Wow, sounds like Kim got called to the principal’s office.  Either that, or he just got the munchies and thought he’d head up there for some take-out.  And while he’s in the neighborhood, perhaps President Xi could hook Kim up with a decent barber.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cases of Irritable Bowel Syndrome Increasing in US:  A recent study found that irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) now affects between 25 and 45 million people in the United States, with 2 out of 3 IBS sufferers being female.  What’s so surprising about that?  I mean, what bowel wouldn’t become irritated after all the crap they have to deal with on a daily basis?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pope Francis Says There is No Hell:  In an interview with a leading liberal Italian newspaper, Pope Francis startled Christians and theologians worldwide by basically declaring that hell does not exist, adding that while good souls go to heaven, the souls of sinners simply vanish after death and are not subject to an eternity of punishment.  Well, I’ll be damned – finally a bit good news for Trump and his cabinet.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Cocaine-Condoms.jpg 532w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized:  A package that was simply addressed to “The Vatican Post Office” containing 12 ounces of cocaine stuffed in 14 condoms has been intercepted by German authorities.  A Vatican spokesperson expressed outrage –  not at the cocaine, but at the condoms. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Solar Installations in the US Growing Rapidly:  As more businesses and households embrace the technology. the cost of solar has been going down dramatically, which means solar installations will likely continue growing at an ever-increasing pace.  In fact, industry analysts say the outlook for solar remains quite “sunny.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/New-Cars.jpeg 606w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Car Sales Are Half of US Economic Growth:  According to a Bloomberg analysis, car sales make up fully half of the US economic growth for this year.  The other half is believed to have come directly from money the Kardashians blow on Beverly Hills shopping sprees.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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