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Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk-768x413.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k:  Tomi Lahren has backtracked after she called Rep. Joe Kennedy III a “little limp d**k” in an Instagram video following Kennedy’s televised response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.  While I’m certainly no Republican, I think her opinion about Kennedy needs to be taken seriously.  I mean, someone with a personality and disposition like hers – has be considered an authority on identifying limp d**ks.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/A-Scent-of-a-Man.jpg 546w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scent of a Man Makes Women Drink More Alcohol:  Researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that the scent of a man can make a woman drink more alcohol than she normally does.  Follow-up research found this phenomena to be especially true when its Harvey Weinstein’s scent that the women are picking up.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Clean-Water-Act.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Rolls Back Obama’s Clean Water Act Protections:  The Trump administration has blocked the Obama 2015 Clean Water Act protections from taking effect – as it prepares to roll out its own, less stringent rules later this year.  So, its sounds like soon, we’ll not only have unsanitary water and polluted air, but also a dirty old man sitting in the Oval Office – all part of the “Make America Filthy Again” plan.  One thing’s for sure, thanks to President Trump, you’ll no longer have to travel long distances and across oceans to find yourself one of those genuine “s**thole countries” – we’ll become our own “s**thole country.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Conservative-Tomi... 508w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods:  Fox News conservative Tomi Lahren is angry about the recent trend among teens filming themselves eating Tide Pods – and she’s putting the blame directly on liberals, whom she claims are have destroyed the American family.  One a positive note, a liberal spokesperson maintains that the Tide detergent in the pods being used to destroy the American family are actually a “low-suds Tide,” so they won’t destroy the environment while they’re destroying the American family.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller.jpg 1180w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NY Times Claims Trump Order Firing of Mueller:  According to the New York Times, Donald Trump reportedly sought to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, but relented after the White House’s top attorney threatened to resign.  When asked about the revelation, the Republican congressional leadership said they prefer to think of Mueller’s work as yet another job that President Trump has created.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Nikki-Haley-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Nikki-Haley.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nikki Haley Denies Rumors of Affair With Donald Trump:  US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley is calling rumors implying she had an affair with President Trump as just “disgusting.”  Well, I do agree with her that the thought of someone having an affair with Donald Trump is certainly disgusting.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Laura-Ingraham.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble:  Fox News host Laura Ingraham is being accused of racism after she replied to NBA star LeBron James’ statement that “Donald Trump doesn’t “give a f**k about the people” by saying athletes like him should stay out of politics and just “shut up and dribble.”  Now let’s see here, we have a loud-mouthed reality star, a bully, a pathological liar, a serial philanderer and misogynist and – possibly even a traitor currently sitting in the White House.  Given that, I think I’d rather listen to LeBron James’ thoughts and concerns about the world situation anytime before I would Donald Trump’s.  Gee, wonder if Laura Ingraham’s ever suggested that Donald Trump “shut up?”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus.jpg 980w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Employees Repeatedly Walking Into Glass Walls on New Campus:  While Apple’s new spaceship campus if a sight to behold, Bloomberg is reporting that distracted employees are repeatedly banging into Apple’s glass-walled workspaces.  The situation has reportedly become so bad, that many female employees are now begging Apple to please return back to the old “glass ceiling” days, just to protect themselves from further concussions.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Nikolas-Cruz.jpg 524w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NRA Claiming Florida School Shooter Was Mentally Ill:  As they tend to do every time there is a mass killing, the NRA and gun advocates are once again claiming the shooter (Nikolas Cruz) was mentally ill and what we need are more mental health services, not gun regulations.  Now I rarely find myself in agreement with the NRA, but now that pics and videos are surfacing showing Nikolas Cruz wearing a “Make America Great” cap, I’m inclined to agree with them that he must be mentally ill.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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