Dennis Kucinich is seeking damages of $150,00 for injuries and losses suffered when he broke a tooth on an olive pit. Apparently, Kucinich needs the money to defray the cost of travel between Washington and his home on Mars.
Obama lobbied Kucinich heavily for his vote, including aboard Air Force One earlier in the week on a trip to northeastern Ohio for a presidential speech.. To win the Congressman over, Obama even went as far as conversing with Kucinich in Klingon.
Celestis Inc., a company that specializes in "memorial spaceflights," said Monday that it will ship the remains of Gene Roddenberry and Majel Barrett Roddenberry into space next year. Wouldn't it have been cheaper just to beam them up? Their remains will be kept in special urns on Dennis Kucinich's mantle.
Dennis Kucinich has settled a lawsuit against a Capitol Hill cafeteria after he bit into the pit and broke a tooth. The lawsuit had sought $150,000 in damages. Details were not released but the Congressman said someone had to hold out an olive branch.