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Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea:  President Trump gave his most direct and poignant warning toward North Korea yet, warning that the rogue nation had “best not make any more threats to the United States,” or “they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

 

The sad thing is, if he continues making threats like that, President Trump could easily undo all the goodwill our dedicated diplomats like Dennis Rodman have worked years to foster between the two countries.  As the good book says, “for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, but loses Seoul, Korea?”

 

Now I’m no military strategist – but the way I see it, if President Trump really wanted to completely destroy Kim Jong Un and North Korea – instead of dropping a bomb, why not just give them the same treatment he gave Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Steaks, Trump Taj Mahal and Trump University?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan.jpeg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump:  In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan says she thinks its about time for people to support President Trump.  You know, when you think about all the craziness out there such as a world full of alternative facts, the hundreds of millions of illegal aliens who voted for Hillary Clinton and the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, its refreshing to hear the voices of sanity like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Stephen Baldwin and Dennis Rodman – reminding us about how important it is that we support our president.

 

Crocodile Bites Off Part of Man’s Testicle:  A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off – but he lost part of his testicle in the melee.  Crossing a crocodile-infested river with no pants on?  That really took some balls to do that!

 

Melania Trump Reportedly Unhappy with New Role as First Lady:  Its being reported that First Lady Melania Trump is extremely unhappy with the turn her life has taken since her husband was elected President of the United States.  On a positive note, its beginning to appear she may not have to put up with this misery very much longer.  Till then, she has access to all the Trump Vodka she wants.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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