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Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea:  Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is reportedly heading back to North Korea for another visit with dictator Kim Jong-un.  That doesn’t make any sense.  Why bother traveling all the way to North Korea when we have our own fat, tyrannical, dictator wannabe right here in the USA?

 

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Cops Suffering from Excessive Sleepiness:  A new study found that nearly a third of police officers may suffer from excessive sleepiness, which can have serious implications for broader job performance and safety.  What the hell, did Dunkin’ Donuts run out of coffee or something?

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Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan.jpeg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump:  In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan says she thinks its about time for people to support President Trump.  You know, when you think about all the craziness out there such as a world full of alternative facts, the hundreds of millions of illegal aliens who voted for Hillary Clinton and the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, its refreshing to hear the voices of sanity like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Stephen Baldwin and Dennis Rodman – reminding us about how important it is that we support our president.

 

Crocodile Bites Off Part of Man’s Testicle:  A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off – but he lost part of his testicle in the melee.  Crossing a crocodile-infested river with no pants on?  That really took some balls to do that!

 

Melania Trump Reportedly Unhappy with New Role as First Lady:  Its being reported that First Lady Melania Trump is extremely unhappy with the turn her life has taken since her husband was elected President of the United States.  On a positive note, its beginning to appear she may not have to put up with this misery very much longer.  Till then, she has access to all the Trump Vodka she wants.

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Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information – cementing her role as a powerful White House influence – even though she’s technically not serving as a government employee.

 

Wow – with her husband already a senior presidential adviser, sounds like the Trumps have really hit pay dirt!  Of course, way back in the day, we’d be referring to all of them as a crime family – but of course the is a Brave New World.  While its not formally written into law, I believe the tradition is that if she remains on the job long enough, she may eventually have to change her name to Ivanka Jong Un.  Is it just me or does it appear that Trump actually believes his family will inherit the United States when he dies?

 

Now the big question is, what role will she assume  – Secretary of Textiles, Clothing and Costume Jewelry?  Or perhaps she’ll become the President’s “Primary Care Giver.”  Meanwhile, it looks as if we’re finally at the point where about the only appointments left to be made are making Tiffany Trump Secretary of Blogging and Leisure Travel and of course Dennis Rodman Ambassador to North Korea.

 

Anyway, my suggestion is grab yourself a beer or a glass of wine, buckle up and get ready for the first season of the all new reality show “The First Family.”

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Johnny Robish

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Malibu, California

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