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Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound

Report Says 56,000 US Bridges Are Structurally Unsound:  A new survey found that nearly 56,000 bridges across the nation are “structurally deficient” and need replaced.  I’m doing my part, next Monday I’m having my dentist replace a bridge in my upper right jaw that’s over 15 years old.

 

Life Forms 50,000 Years Old Found in Mexican Caves:  Scientists have what they describe as ancient microbial life forms trapped in crystals inside a Mexican cave that are thought to be 50,000 years old.  During his latest press conference, President Trump told reporters he is aware of the microbes discovery and promised to do everything in his power as president to prevent them from entering the country illegally.

 

Russian Family Criticized for Getting Pet Dog Plastic Surgery:  A Russian family is being slammed after paying to get their dog plastic surgery so it would look more like the dog in the Jim Carrey film “The Mask.”   I suppose about the only positive thing you can say about this situation is that at least the family didn’t insist that their poor dog look like Putin.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Fake Dentist Pulled Patient’s Teeth Without Anesthesia

Florida Fake Dentist Pulled Patient’s Teeth Without Anesthesia:  Florida police say 53-year-old Robbie Rheinlander has been taken into custody after posing as a dentist and performing dental work from a reclining chair in his living room, including making dentures and pulling patient’s teeth – often as many as 10 at a time and frequently without the use of an anesthetic.

 

Wow, this has the stamp of someone who got their medical training at Trump University.  The big question is, did these people have their teeth pulled before – or after they voted for Trump?  To be honest, I didn’t realize there were that many teeth to pull in all of Florida to be pulled.  I know I’ve been skeptical, but Trump really is creating new jobs.

 

And while some may laugh, having your teeth pulled on a reclining chair in someone’s living room does have it’s advantages in a place like Florida, in that you can watch NASCAR, WWE or Monster Trucks at the same time you’re having teeth worked on.  It just doesn’t get much better than that!  Talk about a perfect fit for Surgeon General in the new Trump Administration.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Pastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home

Arm WrestlingPastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home:  Fundamentalist Pastor Pastor Steven Anderson, of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona recently declared that “God insists men rule over women in the home,” adding that he’d “gladly arm wrestle any woman who believes otherwise.”  At first I had to look closely at Pastor Anderson’s pic, just to make sure it wasn’t Andy Kaufman.  That said, in all fairness, what he says does make a lot of sense in that arm wrestling has always been considered the most logical way to settle all disputes regarding leadership.

 

SunscreenStudy Claims No Evidence Sunscreen Prevents Cancer:  A new research review concluded that there isn’t much evidence to conclusively prove that daily sunscreen use can prevent most skin cancers.  Good thing cause I can’t seem to find where I put my sunscreen anyway.  Wonder if its where I stashed my dental floss?

 

Mark Zuckerberghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Mark-Zuckerberg.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Zuckerberg Claims He Only Eats What He Kills:  Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg created a bit of controversy recently when he declared he will only eat the meat from something which he himself has killed.  OK, but didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer have the same idea?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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