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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost.  Frankly, I’m just surprised it didn’t turnip sooner – she’s bean looking for it a long time now.

 

Cities Quietly Removing Confederate Memorials:  In the aftermath of the recent deadly Charlottesville protests, mayors and city officials across the nation are quickly and quietly removing any Confederate memorials they may have within their jurisdictions.  Observers say these Confederate memorials seem to be disappearing faster than CEO’s from President Trump’s Business Councils.

 

Bizarre Dinosaur is Missing Evolutionary Link:  Researchers say an unusual vegetarian dinosaur called Chilesaurus – who had the silhouette of a flesh-ripping velociraptor – whose fossilized remains were unearthed in southern Chile 13 years ago, is a missing link in dinosaur evolution.  OK – fine, but that still doesn’t tell us whether the creature was simply a regular vegetarian or was it a vegan?  Don’t you think we have the right to know if this “vegetarian” Chilesaurus also abstained from cheese and dairy?  I mean, is that too much to ask?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American public?

 

Study Finds Plant-Eating Dinosaurs Strayed from Strict Veggie Diet:  A new study of fossilized droppings indicates that what were previously believed to be strictly vegetarian dinosaurs – occasionally broke their veggie diet to dine on crabs during certain times of the year.  Hell, that can be explained easily enough.  There just weren’t that many vegetarian restaurants back in those days which would have made it extremely difficult for many of the dinosaurs to get reservations.

 

Apple Unveils Three New iPhones:  During their first assembly at the new Steve Jobs Theater, Apple unveiled the 3rd generation Apple Watch, a new and improved Apple TV and three new iPhones.  Yea and the new iPhones were the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus and the iPhone X – which is essentially an iPhone 8 Plus – a whole lot more money.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates

Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates:   A new study shows the supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park is actually about 2.5 times larger than previous estimates, suggesting that an eruption could very well doom all of humanity.  Scientists theorize it would be nearly impossible for most life forms to survive such a cataclysmic event, with the possible exception of cockroaches or perhaps a few of the Kardashians.

 

Fossils Cast Doubt on Humanity Originating in Africa:  Fossils from Greece and Bulgaria of an ape-like creature that lived 7.2 million years ago may fundamentally alter the understanding of human origins, casting doubt on the view that the evolutionary lineage that led to people arose in Africa.  So their now claiming humanity originated in Bulgaria and not Africa?  Well, I guess it could have been worse, it could have been Cleveland.

 

T. rex Could Bite With the Force of Three Cars:  Further solidifying it’s reputation as the most fearsome of dinosaurs, scientists say when the fabled carnivorous dinosaur Tyrannosaurus rex took a bite, it did so with an awe-inspiring force equal to the weight of three small cars.  Which is why I’ve always carried a Tyrannosaurus rider with my car insurance policy.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Researchers Say Dinosaurs Nearly Missed Surviving Extinction

Researchers Say Dinosaurs Nearly Missed Surviving Extinction:  An international team of researchers claim that had the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs slammed into the planet just a few minutes earlier or later, it would have hit in the ocean and not had the devastating consequences it had for the beasts.  Scientists say a few minutes either way and the asteroid would have most likely instead struck downtown Cleveland – and not even the most ferocious of dinosaurs would have considered living anywhere near a disgusting hellhole like Cleveland.

 

Our Milky Way Said to Contain 160 Billion Planets:  A new statistical analysis based on a survey of millions of stars suggests that there’s at least 160 billion planets in our galaxy – the Milky Way.  Ironically, Milky Way candy bars are thought to contain at least 160 billion calories.

 

Basquiat Skull Painting Sells for $110.5 Million at Auction:  Joining the rarefied $100 million-plus club in a sales room punctuated by periodic gasps from the crowd, Jean-Michel Basquiat’s powerful 1982 painting of a skull brought $110.5 million at Sotheby’s, to become the sixth most expensive work ever sold at auction.  Are you kidding me – $110.5 million for a painting of a skull?  You’d think for that kind of dough, Sotheby’s could have at least sprung for some crossbones in the deal.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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