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Pilot Emergency Lands Hot Air Balloon in Alligator Pond

Pilot Emergency Lands Hot Air Balloon in Alligator Pond:  International Business Times is reporting that a hot air balloon, carrying 16 passengers and a pilot, was forced to make an emergency landing in an alligator-infested pond near Disney World in Orlando.  Well, bet that was a pleasant surprise for the gators to learn that breakfast is being flown in for them this morning.  I can see the gators asking “say, did anyone order a bucket of tourists, with an extra order of white folks?”

 

Judge Rules Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Unconstitutional:  A judge in Florida has ruled that the state’s updated “stand your ground” law, which required prosecutors to disprove a defendant’s self-defense case at pretrial hearings, is unconstitutional, setting up a showdown that could make its way to the state’s top court.  One thing’s for sure, in a state like Florida where sinkholes are constantly swallowing up everything from cars to houses, “standing your ground” can become rather difficult.  While I’m certainly no authority on the legality of “stand your ground” laws, I do know one thing – you definitely don’t wanna “grab your ground” during one of Florida’s crazy electrical storms.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Indigestion-Meds-... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Indigestion-Meds.jpg 410w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Study Finds Indigestion Pills Can Cause Early Death:  A new study found that people taking common heartburn and indigestion medication are 25 percent more likely to die in the next six years.  Ah, come on!  Is there nothing safe anymore?  I mean its getting to the point where if the terrorists, pollution, heart disease, traffic accidents, violent criminals, global warming, exploding cellphones, asteroids, supervolcanoes, falls from ladders, great white sharks or rattlesnakes don’t get ya – then Prilosec will.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Bill Nye Sues Disney Over $9M Underpayment

Bill Nye Sues Disney Over $9M Underpayment:  Television personality and scientist Bill Nye the Science Guy is suing Disney and several of its subsidiaries claiming the conglomerate underpaid him by at least $9 million for his popular television series.  Sources close to the situation say snarky Disney executives told Bill Nye “we paid you correctly, just do the math.”  And so, much to Disney’s chagrin – he did.  Bottom line – you don’t wanna tell a science guy to “do the math.”

 

New Study Determines Average Penis Size:  A new survey of 1,661 men found that the average size of an American man’s penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect.  The study also found that just because someone acts like a big dick doesn’t necessarily mean they have a large penis.  Either way, its seems rather sad when you miss the cut by only a few inches.

 

Burning Calories Associated With More Gray Matter for Elderly:  According to a recent U.S. study, older people who expend more energy on physical activity each week tend to have more gray matter in their brains than their less active peers.  But the study also found that while sedentary elderly folks may not have had as much gray matter as those who exercised, they did seem to have every bit as much gray hair.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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