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American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack

American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack:  The president of the American Heart Association, cardiologist Dr. John Warner, is reportedly resting comfortably after suffering a minor heart attack during the organization’s scientific conference taking place in Anaheim, California.  Fortunately for him, when the call went out “is there a doctor in the house?” – everyone in the entire room raised their hands.

 

Trump to Lift Ban on Importing Elephant Trophies from Africa:  The Trump administration has announced that it will lift the ban on elephant trophies from Zambia and Zimbabwe, reversing a 2014 ban under President Obama.  Must be Trump’s Christmas gift to his two sons.  What I find interesting about Trump lifting the ban is the GOP mascot is the elephant.  Now that’s what I call irony – or more accurately – ivory.

 

Texas Scientists Grow Human Lungs Inside Lab:  Scientists in Texas have successfully managed to grow a set of human lungs inside their lab, which they hope will eventually lead to a breakthrough for organ transplant recipients.  I find that almost unbelievable.  I mean, who could have ever imagined that there are scientists in Texas?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood

Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Stylish Goop Store in Brentwood:  Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylish, long-awaited Goop standalone store has opened its doors at the super-trendy Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles.  Gee, and to think all this time I just assumed “Goop” was the stuff doctors were finding between Gwyneth Paltrow’s ears.

 

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Mathematics Predicts Another Mass Extinction by 2100:  A professor of geophysics at MIT has completed a mathematical model which predicts the Earth will undergo another mass extinction by the year 2100.  I don’t know about that, but I’ve just completed my own mathematical computations and determined my finances have already completely disappeared from the face of the Earth.

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Malibu, California

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