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Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait:  Twelve of the nation’s most revered portrait artists-including the woman who painted Presidents Barack Obama and George Bush – have refused the White House’s invitation to capture Mr. Trump on canvas.

 

Gee, I have a friend who paints houses part time who I bet would be willing to give it a try.  Hell, he’d probably do it for a couple of six-packs of Rolling Rock and a bucket of fried chicken.  Also, I have an aunt (on my mother’s side) who has always been pretty darn good at those “Paint By the Number” projects.  I assume the primary number on a Trump portrait would have to be the number “45” – which I believe is the color orange.

 

Anyway, she’s quite elderly and from Ohio, so she’d be right up Trump’s demographic alley and would probably love to take on a project with such meaning.  Also, she sure appears to have lots of time on her hands – at least that’s what her doctors tell me.  Of course I’m her only beneficiary, so naturally I monitor things like that rather closely.  And of course now that Trump people are fully in charge of the EPA, I’m sure they’ll have no issues if she uses lead paint.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Donald-Trump-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Donald-Trump.png 350w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />White House May Appoint Legal Team To Monitor Trump Tweets:  According to The Wall Street Journal, the White House is considering appointing a legal team to police President Trump’s infamous social media posts as numerous investigations are being launched into White House officials.  Yea, and while they’re at it, they might wanna think about adding a few psychiatrists to that team also.

 

Russians Grow Synthetic Voiceboxes for Human Patients:  Doctors in Russia say they have just transplanted the first synthetic voiceboxes into two human patients.  Yea, and if the surgery doesn’t work, good luck trying say anything to complain about it.

 

Two South Carolina Men Forced Alligator to Drink Beer:  Authorities say two South Carolina men face harassment charges after pictures surfaced on social media showing them pouring beer down the throat of an alligator.  Local Humane Society officials report that the gator is doing fine and is now in a 12-step program designed especially for crocodilians and, with the help of the program, will take his 90-day sobriety chip in about a week.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks

Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks:  In a move educators fear both targets and censors teaching about evolution and climate change, Florida lawmakers have just passed a bill allowing any resident to demand a hearing over anything they find objectionable in textbooks removed from public schools.  Well, in their defense, I don’t think even the most ardent supporter of evolution would claim it applies to the people living in Florida.

 

Women’s Breast Tissue Ages Faster Than Rest of Her Body:  New biological research into aging has found that a woman’s breast tissue ages faster than the rest of her body.  OK, so let’s say hypothetically a woman is around 40, what’s that work out to in boob-years?

 

Conservatives Say Dems Lying About Pre-Existing Condition Fears:  President Trump and the Republicans are trying to drown out the chorus of doctors, patients and hospital groups who say people with pre-existing medical conditions will be denied access to coverage under the Republican health plan.  Oh, they’ll have “access” alright.  It may cost them an extra $40K, but who can argue with access?  Hell, by that logic, I have “access” to all the new models of Ferraris and Lamborghinis.  Didn’t realize how good I had it until Republicans explained Trumpcare.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post:  President Trump left many of his 31 million Twitter followers confused and slightly concerned after an early morning tweet that simply said “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”  Now I have no idea what the hell covfefe is, but I do know that if it lasts over 4 hours, I’m calling my doctor.

 

New Research Outlines Aneurysm Risks:  New research has found that in people who may have a brain aneurysm – drinking coffee, having sex or even getting angry significantly increases the risk of the aneurysm rupturing.  Wait a minute, you’re telling me those poor souls have to give up both coffee and sex – and then to add insult to injury, they can’t even get angry about it?

 

Tennis Great Margaret Court Claims Tennis is Full of Lesbians:  During a recent interview on Vision Christian Radio, former tennis great Margaret Court complained about gay marriage and transgender children being the work of the devil, then added that “tennis is full of lesbians.”  While I have no idea whether or not tennis is full of lesbians, I do have a pretty good idea what Margaret Court is full of.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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