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Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Bob Phillips

I'm always amazed at how fast I go from complete neophyte to learned expert. An hour ago I knew nothing about the new Coronavirus. Now, after watching a five-minute Sanjay Gupta update, I have strong opinions.

Feb 22nd, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Bob Phillips

I don’t have any hard data to support this, but I feel like I could be good friends with Sanjay Gupta.

Apr 10th, 2020 via twitter

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Warren Holstein

Sanjay Gupta apologizes for "misleading" public about weed, giggles and asks for some samosas.

Aug 8th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

Follow me at: https://twitter.com/WarrenHolstein

Android

by Dan Regan

Sanjay Gupta has been on TV nonstop for five days, which proves he's an android.

Oct 3rd, 2020 via twitter

Dan Regan

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Bob Phillips

[me meeting Sanjay Gupta]
Me: May I call you “The Sanj”?
Sanjay Gupta: Shut your stupid trap.

Mar 13th, 2020 via twitter

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

MSNBC

by Bob Phillips

CNN has Sanjay Gupta. MSNBC has Vin Gupta. I don’t even watch FOX for Trump medical updates because of a complete lack—one might say a dearth—of Gupta.

Oct 3rd, 2020 via twitter

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Warren Holstein

I bet Dr. Sanjay Gupta has got that medical-grade shit.

Aug 9th, 2013 via twitter

Warren Holstein

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Rasputin

I’m at Barnes & Noble and I just saw a guy not wearing a mask punch a boon by Dr. Sanjay Gupta?

Dec 18th, 2021 via twitter

Rasputin

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Warren Holstein

When did Dr. Sanjay Gupta become David Blaine?

Apr 28th, 2015 via twitter

Warren Holstein

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Joe Rogan

by Brian Scott McFadden

Whenever u see a clickbait headline about an interview where they say "Watch So & So Destroy Someone Else!...", its rarely accurate. But Joe Rogan/Sanjay Gupta definitely applies

Oct 17th, 2021 via twitter

Brian Scott McFadden

Comic Genius, Artistic Visionary, Psychological Safecracker, Sexual Shaman

New York, NY

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by JTWood

I just called Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Sanjay Oofda and my dog and I laughed for 10 minutes. I’ve been alone for 5 days. Please send help.

Mar 17th, 2020 via twitter

JTWood

Chicago

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Dr. Sanjay Gupta

by Gary Bachman

Sanjay Gupta withdraws from surgeon general search

Sanjay Gupta withdraws from surgeon general search Gupta took himself out of the running because he wants to focus on his medical career, spend more time with his family, and be available in case there is a sequel to "Slumdog Millionaire."

Mar 6th, 2009Staff Pick

Gary Bachman

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