by Patrick McLellan

I'll have the Drake tacos. Oh, I mean soft tacos.

May 17th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by daplusk

Drake doesn't write his own raps? Next we'll be told reality tv is edited.

Jul 22nd, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

A duet with Madonna sounded good in theory, but now poor Drake can't get the taste of Fixodent and failed publicity stunts out of his mouth.

Apr 13th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Tupac and Biggie are rolling in their graves over Drake and Meek. If they'd just whined at each other on Twitter, they might still be alive.

Aug 1st, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by daplusk

If Van Gogh had a time machine and he travelled to 2016 i bet he'd cut his other ear off so he wouldn't have to listen to Drake

Jul 16th, 2016 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

An 103-year-old Wisconsin woman finally received her diploma after 87 years. She's plans to go to college and major in making out w/ Drake.

Apr 14th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

Drake wrote this tweet for me.

Jul 22nd, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Eryn McCabe

Defense Against the Drake Arts #HipHopHarryPotter @midnight

Jan 11th, 2017 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: Catherine Zeta-Jones' vagina threatens to murder Drake.

Jun 2nd, 2013 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

How presidential can Donald Trump and Jeb Bush really be when their interactions on Twitter are even less mature than Meek Mill and Drake's?

Feb 8th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

I was listening to Drake in the shower this morning. How he didn't notice me I'll never know.

Mar 30th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Alex Schubert

MOST COMMONLY SPOKEN TWO WORD PHRASES:
1. "Thank you"
2. "What's up"
3. "...featuring Drake"

Aug 3rd, 2016 via twitter