by heykyleharris

Drake [on phone]: yo chet i want you on the intro for my album

Chet Hanks: sure thing bud

Drake: huh?

Chet Hanks: i mean pon de replay brudda

Drake: aha yes yes tings

Jan 8th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

by Patrick McLellan

I'll have the Drake tacos. Oh, I mean soft tacos.

May 17th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

A duet with Madonna sounded good in theory, but now poor Drake can't get the taste of Fixodent and failed publicity stunts out of his mouth.

Apr 13th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Tupac and Biggie are rolling in their graves over Drake and Meek. If they'd just whined at each other on Twitter, they might still be alive.

Aug 1st, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by deankarrier

If Van Gogh had a time machine and he travelled to 2016 i bet he'd cut his other ear off so he wouldn't have to listen to Drake

Jul 16th, 2016 via twitter

by Owen Dunn

Every time Drake or Jay-Z mentions Houston, my rent goes up $20. #Houston

Oct 7th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

An 103-year-old Wisconsin woman finally received her diploma after 87 years. She's plans to go to college and major in making out w/ Drake.

Apr 14th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Shan Mustafa

Drake texting Mille bobby brown for advice as we speak

Oct 17th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

Drake wrote this tweet for me.

Jul 22nd, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Janice Hough

So if Trump considers his boaters his Spanish Armada, does that mean Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are Sir Francis Drake and Elizabeth I?

Aug 16th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: Catherine Zeta-Jones' vagina threatens to murder Drake.

Jun 2nd, 2013 via twitter

by IGotsSmarts

I was listening to Drake in the shower this morning. How he didn't notice me I'll never know.

Mar 30th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick