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Non-Stoner Bro (Stand Up Comedy)

Non-Stoner Bro (Stand Up Comedy)
Plays: 3580

Tom Allen talks about being constantly mistaken for a stoner.

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This Is Why I Brunch! Mims Parody

This Is Why I Brunch! Mims Parody
Plays: 13346

Filipowski's parody of Mims' This is Why I'm Hot- This Is Why I Brunch. Getting hungry? Lets do brunch. [email protected] 914-629-1225 www.LIKE2LAUGH.com for bookings. Featuring Josh Filipowski, Eric Andre, Jonesy, Linda San Lucas, Justin Miele, Sis, Jesse K, Rob Cantrell, Dan Frigolette, Megan Leitzinger. Recorded at Legends Recording Studios w/ Nick Price & DJ Status. LYRICS: This is why I brunch This is why I brunch This is why this is why This is why I brunch [2x] Its too late for breakfast Don't feel like a lunch This is why this is why This is why I brunch Its too late for breakfast Don't feel like a lunch This is why this is why This is why I brunch [2x] [Verse 1:] This is why I brunch, we outta Captain Crunch Got up in the morning and I don't feel like makin lunch So I sit back & smoke a couple bowls (Wake n bake!) Feel like an egg & cheese but we fresh outta rolls Thinking what to do- damn hungover too Way too soon to get drunk before noon This is what I do- I'll just call the crew We can rendezvous at the brunch around 2. So I call the spot & make a reservation Think about the lovely food I'm bout to be tastin I'm eatin n drinkin like I'm on a vacation Nothing beats Sunday afternoon inebriation. You don't even have to get dressed, hair all a mess No need to obsess you're only meeting Aunt Bess You can stay at home & put waffles in your toaster While I'm chillin drinkin bloody maries and mimosas! [Chorus] [Verse 2:] This is why I brunch, yeah it's time to eat ...

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MOST GHETTO NAME of All Time!

MOST GHETTO NAME of All Time!
Plays: 58822

Julian Michael is a fat guy trapped in a skinny stoner's body, he's absolutely awesome... He lets us in on the #1 most ghetto name in America! Watch more comedy stand up videos: www.comedytime.com Watch ComedyTime on HULU www.hulu.com Connect with stand up comedians: www.facebook.com Get your comedy tweets at twitter.com

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