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Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures:  The Huffington Post is reporting that Fox News host Eric Bolling sexted pictures of male genitalia to at least three female colleagues.  Gee, I’ve heard of butt failing, but not dick dialing.  Ironically, those who’ve seen the pics described it as looking somewhat like a man’s penis, only much smaller.  Now the question remains, could this possibly be the “Bolling Green Massacre” Kellyanne Conway was referring to some time ago?

 

A Close Mountain Encounter With a Timber Wolf:  I was out hiking in the Santa Monica mountains earlier today when I came upon what I thought was a very large coyote down by the creek.  As I got closer, I could see it wasn’t a coyote at all, but a wolf – perhaps a timber wolf.  Then, as I approached even closer, I could see that while it was indeed a wolf – it was not a timber wolf – I knew this because it wasn’t real timber.  Turned out, it was just a laminate wolf.  Come on, what the hell do you expect – this is LA.

 

Dunkin Donuts May Drop Donuts From Their Name:  Locked in a battle with coffeehouse giant Starbucks and people seeking healthier choices, iconic Dunkin Donuts is considering dropping “donuts” from their name and becoming simply “Dunkin.”  Really, then what the hell are we supposed to be dunkin?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea:  Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is reportedly heading back to North Korea for another visit with dictator Kim Jong-un.  That doesn’t make any sense.  Why bother traveling all the way to North Korea when we have our own fat, tyrannical, dictator wannabe right here in the USA?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots-768x768.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots.jpg 900w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Parrots Blamed for LA Area Power Outage:  A recent Southern California Edison power outage in the Hermosa Beach area of Los Angeles is being blamed on wild parrots on power poles.  Wow, who could have known that “Pauly wants a power pole!”  Edison officials say they were finally able to crack the case after they captured one of the parrots who, under heavy questioning, started singing like a canary.

 

Cops Suffering from Excessive Sleepiness:  A new study found that nearly a third of police officers may suffer from excessive sleepiness, which can have serious implications for broader job performance and safety.  What the hell, did Dunkin’ Donuts run out of coffee or something?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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