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Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing

Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing:  Scientist and chief executive of Impossible Foods Pat Brown has created a plant-based burger that he says recreates the texture, smell and flavor of meat that carnivores crave (including the blood) – while cutting down on the waste associated with meat production.  And, after you’ve completely devoured one of these babies, I’m guessing about the only left thing to do is wash it all down with an O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer.

 

Caitlyn Jenner Seriously Considering Running for Office:  Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly seriously considering a shot at politics as friends say she has been questioning how she can make a bigger impact on the world.  OK, so if I’m understanding the Republican slate correctly, after the next election we’ll basically gonna have Trump, Kanye West, Kid Rock, Steven Seagal, the Rock and Caitlin Jenner running the country?  Good grief, that’s so insane, I’m not even sure the Russians could get behind that one.

 

Study Suggests Smelling Your Food Makes You Fat:  Researchers at UC Berkeley discovered that mice who had their sense of smell disabled could eat a high-fat diet and stay at a normal weight, while their litter mates who retained their sense of smell ballooned up to twice normal weight – suggesting a link between smell and metabolism.  Now I realize this study was conducted on mice, but I still smell a rat.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/National-Anthem.jpg 437w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance:  President Donald Trump is being mocked on social media after footage of him appearing to have difficulty singing our national anthem went viral during a college football game in Atlanta.

 

A White House spokesperson claims people have it all wrong – and that the President was simply doing his best impression of what it would look like had it been Milli Vanilli singing the National Anthem.  White House press spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders was quick to add that the anthem was sung just like any stable genius would have sung it.  Meanwhile, Fox and Friends said everyone needs to just “give the President a pass on this,” given that the President’s vocal coach was Rosanne Barr.

 

Now if it were me, I would have just faked it and sang the lyrics from the rock musical “Hair” – “Oh say can you see – mine eyes if you can, then my hair’s too short!”  Anyway – everything else aside, I believe all this confusion over the President’s lip-syncing not matching the words to our National Anthem has a very simple explanation – President Trump was actually singing the Russian national anthem.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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