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Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor

Navy SEAL Under Fire For Moonlighting As Porn Actor:  A decorated Navy SEAL is under investigation after it was disclosed that the soldier had been moonlighting as porn actor Jay Voom, but his porn-star wife Jewels Jade claims he was only trying to help her career after they had experienced financial difficulty.  Well, first of all, I’d like to tell them “thanks for your cervix.”  Apparently all his missions weren’t impossible.  So they had some financial difficulty?  Sounds more to me like he had fallen on “hard times.”  I mean, the poor guy transitioned from a career in the service to a career of being serviced.  Sounds like a natural progression.  Personally, I don’t get why its such a big deal – unless they suspect he may have had a “dishonorable discharge” somewhere along the way.

 

Yoga Becomes Commercialized with Seemingly Endless Variations:  The latest trends in yoga range from doing yoga naked, yoga with goats, hot yoga and smoking pot with yoga as the discipline evolves from a spiritual practice to more of a global, commercialized endeavor.  Yea, its a nasty tale of cultural appropriation gone bad.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have the munchies – namaste!

 

Trump Family Holds Private Easter Egg Hunt at Mar-a-Lago:  President Donald Trump celebrated his first Easter as president at his Mar-a-Lago resort and, rather than attend the traditional Easter egg hunt held for the children at the White House, had a private egg hunt with just the Trump families and their children in attendance.  Well, I guess that pretty much leaves all those common folks who voted for him – with egg on their face.  On a positive note, with all the health citations his Mar-a-Lago kitchen has been getting lately, it probably saved a lot of kids from getting food poisoning.

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