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Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 775w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows:  New statistics are showing that murders in New York City are at a record low – and are now roughly the same as Wyoming, Montana and South Dakota.  When questioned about the decline, researchers say with the deep social cuts and transfer of wealth under the newly passed GOP Tax Plan, many disillusioned murders are feeling “what’s the point?  The economy’s gonna take care of everything anyway.”

 

Be Careful What You Ask For:  You can file this one under the old cliché “be careful what you ask for!”  I walked in my local Starbucks and ordered myself an “extra hot” cafe latte, looked over and saw the barista dumping about a half a bottle of Tabasco sauce in it.

 

Many Questioning the Value of Searching for UFO’s:  With the recent revelations that the US Department of Defense ran a program to investigate unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings, some are wondering if the costs of searching for signs of intelligent life in outer space are really worth it.  And while I don’t have the actual figures, its my guess the costs are purely “astronomical” – so to speak.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming

Trump Tweets We Need More Global Warming:  With much of the US inundated with snow and frigid weather, President Trump took to Twitter to say he thinks America could benefit from “a little bit of that good old global warming.”  Now let’s see, if I’m correct here – his Mar-a-Lago estate is only just a few feet above sea level.  Talk about “be careful about what you wish for!”  If I were him, I think I’d make damn sure that top floor Trump Tower penthouse apartment is shipshape and ready to go – that is, unless he plans to take up scuba diving instead of golf.

 

New Dating App Matches Users Based on Their DNA:  A new dating app called “Pheramor” is using DNA compatibility as a basis for its matchmaking algorithm, requiring all users to submit a cheek swab which a team of in-house scientists can sequence in order to determine which users might be sexually compatible.  I guessing that after you’ve turned your love life over to algorithms and in-house scientists, about the only thing left to do is head out on that “let’s get to know each other date” – and pay for it all in Bitcoin.

 

World’s Richest Became $1 Trillion Wealthier in 2017:  While most of the world’s population still struggles to make ends meet, new data shows that the world’s richest individuals increased their wealth by a staggering $1 trillion in 2017.  Yea, its called “trickle-down economics,”  and quite frankly – I find it strangely comforting to know the rich are “trickling-down” on us.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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