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Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions

Trump Consultants Exploited the Facebook Data of Millions:  After it secured a $15 million investment from wealthy Republican donor Robert Mercer, the political consulting firm Cambridge Analytica obtained personal data from more than 50 million Facebook users without their permission and turned it all over to the Trump election campaign.  And that, my friends, is precisely why I always make it a point to never to post anything on social media that I wouldn’t scribble all over the walls in a public restroom.

 

Trump Proposes Death Penalty for Drug Dealers:  President Trump told an audience in New Hampshire that he will quickly solve the opioid crises by imposing the death penalty for those drug dealers, arguing that the federal government is “wasting our time” if it isn’t willing to put traffickers to death.  Which is rather interesting when you consider many people are in fact getting these opioids from their doctors.  On a positive note, if you’ve ever thought about going to med school, now might be a good time to apply.  Looks like there’s gonna be some vacancies on the horizon.

 

Pedestrian Killed By Driverless Car:  Sadly, a self-driving car, operated by Uber Technologies Inc. – struck and killed a pedestrian in Arizona in the first known fatality involving an autonomous vehicle, an accident that could damage the public perception of this young industry.  Well, let’s hope Uber doesn’t plan on testing their driverless cars in Sleepy Hollow.  I think they’ve got enough on their plates already – what with the headless horseman and all.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Brinks-Truck-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Brinks-Truck-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Brinks-Truck.jpg 1077w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Brinks Truck Dumps Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars On Interstate:  Drivers on Interstate 70 near Indianapolis were in for a pleasant surprise after the security door of a Brinks truck flew open, depositing an estimated $600,000 out onto the highway.  In the aftermath, local authorities are warning citizens that they could be charged with theft if they don’t return the money.

 

Wow, yet another shining example of the Brinks Corporation giving back to the community.  Talk about trickle down economics!  Why – as far as I’m concerned, police should be ashamed of themselves – threatening to charge those good samaritans volunteering to clean up all that trash Brinks dumped all over the highway.  Why if anyone should be charged, it should be Brinks – for littering.   

 

Now as most of you know,  I’m not all that good at math, but I’m guessing there’s roughly a 1 in 600,000 chance of people ever returning the money back.  People be like – “Oh, hello officer, here’s the fifteen bucks I found along the interstate.  And have a nice day.” 

 

Anyway, the bottom line here is – whenever an unusual scenario like this unfolds, its extremely important that we as a society take the time to ask ourselves – “what would Donald Trump do in this kind of situation?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Say Alien Star Sideswiped Our Solar System

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star-768x46... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star-1024x6... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star.jpg 1484w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Alien Star Sideswiped Our Solar System:  Astronomers say that some 70,000 years ago, when humans and Neanderthals shared the planet, an alien star streaked through the outer edges of our solar system and jostled its contents.  We need to erect a wall around our solar system and we need to get the Andromeda galaxy to pay for it.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fossil-Find.jpg 336w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bored 6-Year-Old Discovered a 65-Million-Year-Old Fossil:  A 6-year-old girl got bored while watching her sister’s JV soccer game in Bend, Oregon – wandered away from the field and started digging in a nearby bush and uncovered a 65-million-year-old fossil.  After hearing about the little girl’s find, President Trump immediately recommended she be appointed Chairman of Paleontology for the National Museum of Natural History.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/John-Bolton.jpg 574w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Names War Hawk John Bolton as National Security Adviser:  President Trump announced he will be naming Fox News commentator and conservative firebrand John Bolton, who recently advocated the US pull a preemptive nuclear strike on North Korea and Iran.  Between starting a trade war with China and the EU, along with Bolton’s appointment – Wall Street cautions they may be forced to downgrade the President’s status from “Moron” to “Imbecile.”  On the plus side, if Trump continues his efforts to send the economy down the tubes, I suppose we wouldn’t be a very attractive target to North Korea and Iran anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Stormy Daniels Sues Alleging Trump Lawyer Trying to Silence Her

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 623w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels Sues Alleging Trump Lawyer Trying to Silence Her:  Porn Star Stormy Daniels has filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump, claiming that the President’s personal lawyer is taking considerable steps to silence her as she is preparing  to tell her story of an “intimate relationship” with the Donald Trump back in 2006 and 2007.

 

Wait just a minute!  You’re telling me Stormy Daniels expects us to believe that Donald Trump had an affair with an American woman?  Seriously?  And what’s really puzzling is – everyone knows porn actresses usually get paid to keep their mouths wide open.  Now, all of a sudden, she’s getting paid to keep her mouth shut.  That must be extremely confusing for her.  On the other hand, pulling off such a skillful financial transaction like this ought to at least easily qualify her to become a member of President Trump’s Council of Economic Advisors if not Secretary of Commerce.

 

And while most US Presidents normally end up in our history books, this little escapade puts a whole new take on the old phrase ”going down in history.”  One thing’s for sure, I think I finally now have a firm grasp on what Republicans really mean when they talk about the benefits of “trickle down economics.”

 

And while Donald Trump never served in our military because he had bone spurs and therefore did not receive a “Purple Heart – its my understanding that because of all his catting around, he did eventually end up with a purple something.

 

I tell you, its kind of weird when you realize that a porn star is holding the moral high ground in a dispute with the president.  Of course, Trump has always bragged that he has all the best people, but let’s get real here – he doesn’t even have all the best porn stars.  The bottom line is, sure – our golfer President may have finally got himself a hole in one – but it cost him $130,000.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Cocaine-Condoms.jpg 532w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized:  A package that was simply addressed to “The Vatican Post Office” containing 12 ounces of cocaine stuffed in 14 condoms has been intercepted by German authorities.  A Vatican spokesperson expressed outrage –  not at the cocaine, but at the condoms. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Solar Installations in the US Growing Rapidly:  As more businesses and households embrace the technology. the cost of solar has been going down dramatically, which means solar installations will likely continue growing at an ever-increasing pace.  In fact, industry analysts say the outlook for solar remains quite “sunny.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/New-Cars.jpeg 606w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Car Sales Are Half of US Economic Growth:  According to a Bloomberg analysis, car sales make up fully half of the US economic growth for this year.  The other half is believed to have come directly from money the Kardashians blow on Beverly Hills shopping sprees.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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