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Trump Boasted About Firing Nut Job Comey to Russians

Trump Boasted About Firing Nut Job Comey to Russians:  A new bombshell report claims that during his meeting with Russian government officials last week, President Donald Trump boasted to them that he had just fired former FBI Director James Comey, whom he had described to the Russians as a “nut job.”  I think President Trump’s may be a bit confused on that one.  I don’t believe a “nut job” has anything to do with former FBI Director Comey, I’m pretty sure a “nut job” is something Russian hookers will do for an extra 20 bucks.

 

Kissing Bug Disease More Deadly Than Previously Thought:  Researchers say that “Kissing Bug Disease,” named after an insect that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep, after which they defecate into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious and occasionally deadly parasite.  Hell, a bug that bites you on the mouth and then defecates into the wound so you end up with a massive infection?  All I can say is, good luck trying to get Trumpcare to cover that!

 

One in Four Americans Believe the Sun Orbits The Earth:  According to a new National Science Foundation study, a full 26% of Americans actually believe that the sun orbits the Earth.  Gee, if that statistic is true, the rest of us may as well all just walk right up to the edge of the earth and jump right off.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Recent Mystery Signal From Space Has Scientists Baffled

Recent Mystery Signal From Space Has Scientists Baffled:  A new mystery signal from deep space has been detected using the Parkes radio telescope in Australia, leaving scientists baffled as to where it came from and what caused it.  While NASA was unable to fully translate the signal, its seemed to be saying something to the effect of “Earthlings, if you get this in time – please don’t vote for that big fat, lying, narcissistic, lunatic bastard Trump.”

 

Study Shows Everything We Know About Salt May Be Wrong:  New studies conducted on Russian cosmonauts suggest that – contrary to common belief – salt doesn’t really make you thirsty and it could actually have beneficial effects including burning body fat.  Scientists say going forward, anyone worth their salt will need to know this.

 

Study Finds Americans Not Eating Out Anymore:  More than half of all Americans say they’ve not gone out to eat in the past year, in what may be one of the clearest reflections yet of how the depressed economy is restricting choices for consumers.  No kidding!  About the only way I can afford to eat out these days would be if I eat out of a garbage can.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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