by Nick Jack Pappas

By denying Pelosi's trip to Egypt and Afghanistan, Trump is:

- Disclosing a trip that wasn't public.
- Turning our troops into pawns.
- Suggesting the woman third in line to the presidency fly commercial to a war zone.

Forget playing chess. This guy is eating his own pieces.

Jan 17th, 2019 via twitter

by Nick Jack Pappas

This weekend is both Eid al-Fitr and #Pride2017, so that loud noise you might have heard is a Trump voter's head exploding.

#EidMubarak

Jun 25th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

Ben Carson is now claiming the Egyptians used pyramids to store immigrants.

Mar 6th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

Egyptians claim elevators at public housing buildings are used to store Ben Carson.

Apr 12th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Store Grain Like An Egyptian
#GOPSongs @midnight

Dec 15th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by John Tait

1/3 of all Egyptian mummies test positive for cocaine. The other 2/3 refused to pee in a cup.

Feb 28th, 2014Staff Pick

by SadlyCatless

Ewok Like an Egyptian #StarWarsSongs @midnight

May 4th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

Is this one of them pyramid schemes?

- Ancient Egyptians

Jul 6th, 2016 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Walk Like an Egyptian = RUN!!!

Aug 16th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Gary Bachman

DNA tests reveal King Tut's parents were brother and sister

Scientists are puzzled how Tut's parents managed to emigrate to Egypt from West Virginia.

Feb 17th, 2010Staff Pick

by JimMcCue

An Egyptian city was discovered underwater in after being lost for 1,200 years in the Mediterranean Sea. This is why we need plumbers.

Aug 20th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Adam Wolf

Ancient Egyptian soldier's letter home deciphered. He said the Bob Hope show was great.

Mar 9th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick