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Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Flamethrowers Through His Boring Co Website

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower-150x... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Flamethrowers Through His Boring Co Website:  In addition to his electric cars, trucks, his boring company and space ventures, Elon Musk has now launched an actual functional flamethrower for consumers, of which he claims to have already sold 10,000 of the $500 weapons.  Now I get just as annoyed as anyone else when those Jehovah’s Witnesses come banging on my door peddling their Watchtower magazine – but isn’t this idea just a wee bit extreme?  On the other hand, an item like this could just be the perfect solution the next time President Trump decides to tell a member of his rotating staff – “you’re fired!” 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Women Find the Men Desired By Others More Attractive:  A new study published in Scientific Reports, found that women find men more attractive – once they find out he is desired by other women.  Hell, you don’t need to waste time and money on some fancy study to find that out, just talk to Stormy Daniels.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Proposes Cutting 248 Meteorologists from Tornado Alley

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Dangerous-Tornado... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Dangerous-Tornado... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Dangerous-Tornado... 1167w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Proposes Cutting 248 Meteorologists from Tornado Alley:  President Trump is proposing gutting the National Weather Service in an area of the country that depends on forecasters and meteorologists to protect them from extreme weather events such as tornados.  On a positive note, the President promised that should a horrific storm manage to sneak up on them without warning – rendering massive devastation and death to the area, he’ll ask the rest of the country to send lots of “thoughts and prayers” their way.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Andromeda-Galaxy-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Andromeda-Galaxy.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Milky Way Galaxy Will Not Be Eaten By Andromeda:  Scientists say new research is showing that our own Milky Way galaxy will not be eaten by our closest neighbor galaxy Andromeda as was previously thought.  A NASA spokesperson said our tests indicate the Andromeda galaxy is most likely lactose intolerant, so consuming a Milky Way galaxy would not be a smart food choice for our neighbor Andromeda.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Tesla-in-Space-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Tesla-in-Space.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Musk’s Tesla Will Stay in Space for Millions of Years:  Analysis by Czech and Canadian researchers determined that the Tesla roadster Elon Musk launched into space is likely to stay there for tens of millions of years before finally crashing into either Earth or Venus.  Automotive experts are quick to caution anyone hoping to snag themselves a cheap Tesla at that time – that the warranty and any price incentives will most likely have long run out on the vehicle by then.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon.jpg 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.

 

Oscars Post Wrong Pic in Memorial Tribute:  During the “In Memoriam” tribute to industry artists who passed away during the past year, the death of an Australian costume designer Janet Patterson was noted, but the picture posted onscreen was really that of a very much alive Australian film producer Jan Chapman.  An Oscar telecast spokesperson explained the mistake by pointing out that while producer Jan Chapman didn’t actually pass away in 2016, she did pass a lot of gas during the year.

 

Chicken at Subway Contains Only 50% Chicken DNA:  Researchers say new tests show the chicken meat served at Subway restaurants contain only about 50 percent chicken DNA, with scientists reporting they are not yet certain what the other contents may be – possibly tofu.  Well, they do say chickens are descended from the dinosaurs, so my guess is its tyrannosaurs.  Meanwhile, a spokesperson for evangelist Franklin Graham claims its all a conspiracy to replace chicken with tofu in a sinister attempt to turn all of America gay!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers

Quincy Jones Claims Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando Were Lovers:  In a recent interview with New York Magazine, famed music producer Quincy Jones claimed that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were lovers back in the 70’s and that Brando would screw just about anything, including a mailbox.  Well, perhaps its a good thing he’s dead then, because I’d hate to have to try and find a condom that’ll fit over my mailbox.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Tesla.jpg 685w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tesla Announces Largest Quarterly Loss Ever:  Tech pioneer Elon Musk’s Tesla electric car and energy storage company has announced huge losses of $675.4m in the three months ending December 31st.  Not to be critical, but perhaps if they’d consider selling the cars instead of launching them into space – the bottom line might look a little better.

 

Solo Rock Stars at Greater Risk to Die Early:  A new study found that solo rock stars are four times more likely to die young than the population at large.  On a positive note, when they did die – they died filthy rich.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse

How to Tell if Your Eyes Were Damaged Looking at Solar Eclipse:  Reuters has published an informative article to help people determine if their eyes were damaged by looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.  And while I’m no optometrist, I’d have to assume the answer is simply “if you’re able to read this article about eye damage, you’re eyes are fine.”

 

Mixing Grapefruit With Meds Can Be Dangerous:  It’s not too uncommon for a physician to warn against mixing medications with alcohol, but new research suggests that grapefruits pose a serious threat if consumed with certain drugs.  Doctors caution that if you must mix anything with grapefruit, stick to vodka.

 

Elon Musk Calls for Ban on Killer Robots:  Tesla chief executive Elon Musk has joined more than 100 robotics and artificial intelligence experts who have written an open letter, calling on the United Nations to ban lethal autonomous weapons, one of the deadliest forms of war machines.  Yea, well just let them try and take my killer robot away from me.  The way I see it, as long as I have plenty of AA batteries at my disposal, I am basically invincible!

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Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products:  Researchers analyzed nearly 80 advertising studies published over the past 30 years and found that while people often remember a particularly racy ad, that frequently doesn’t translate into customers actually buying the product that the advertiser is selling.  I totally agree.  I recently saw an ad featuring a very sexy woman eating a burger and, instead of going right out and ordering a burger, I made an appointment at the local day spa for a colon hydrotherapy session.

 

Bulgaria Launches First Communications Satellite:  A previously-flown SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket climbed into orbit from Florida’s east coast with Bulgaria’s first communications satellite designed to boost Bulgarian television signals.  All I can say is, I never dreamed I’d live to see the day when I’d be able to watch live Bulgarian television shows, right in the comfort of my own home.  Wonder if their shows are in color?

 

Buffett Donates $1.52 Billion to Gates Foundation:  Warren Buffett is continuing to make good on his promise to donate most of his wealth to charity, donating $1.52 billion to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.  Sort of makes you wonder why Bill and Melinda Gates would need a foundation.  They seem to be doing just fine on their own.

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Malibu, California

Elon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars

elon-muskElon Musk Unveils Plan to Colonize Mars:  Billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally unveiled his hotly-anticipated plan to send humans to live on Mars.  I may not be the visionary Elon Musk is – but frankly, I don’t get it.  I mean, if someone has their heart set on living in an inhospitable environment where there is no cultural life, no breathable air and probably no potable water, why not just move to Flint, Michigan or Cleveland?

 

killersStudy Suggests Humans Predisposed to Murder:  New research out of Spain suggest that humans are predisposed to murder each other, but it still remains unclear whether it’s because of genetics or if other factors are involved.  To prevent further violence, researchers suggest that everyone immediately go to the nearest police station and turn themselves in.

 

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Eagles Carson Wentz Named NFC Offensive Player of the Week:  After his stellar performance against the Steelers in which he completed 23 of 31 attempts for 301 yards and two touchdowns in a 34-3 win, Philadelphia Eagles star rookie Carson Wentz has been named the NFC Offensive Player of the Week.  I don’t get it, what’s so offensive about that?

 

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