by Dan Regan

After I watch Eminem, Mary J Blige, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Kendrick Lamar during the Superbowl halftime show I'm going to crack open a Crystal Pepsi, jump on AOL dial up to download some songs from Napster and talk to my friends on Instant Messenger.

Feb 13th, 2022 via twitter

by Dan LaMorte

Eminem is trending which is a relief because a whole generation of kids now know Eminem is still alive.

Aug 3rd, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Marie Connor

Nicki Minaj and Eminem dating is a friendly reminder that 2018 isn't even close to being over yet and there's still plenty of time for more weird.

May 25th, 2018 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

I'm Slim Shady Thanks to my girl Jenny Craig
#ThingsNeverSaidInRapSongs

Aug 8th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

Can't wait for Trump to challenge Eminem to a rap battle.

Oct 11th, 2017 via twitter

by Man-sized Thumbs

#ItBugsMeWhen Slim Shady doesn't answer my letters...I'm his biggest fan.

Jun 9th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Erik Bransteen

"I eat 'em all the time. Especially the green ones. I heard the green ones make you horny."
- Trump, after a reporter asks him about Eminem.

Oct 11th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

Maybe Eminem’s mom doesn’t know how to make good spaghetti.

Jun 29th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Patrick McLellan

Eminem should be throwing up the spaghetti right about now

Feb 14th, 2022 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

If Eminem ever becomes morbidly obese, he's going to get a lot of Fat Shady jokes.

Mar 13th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jonathan Palmer

Kid Rock used to rap under the stage name "Skitt-elz" until Eminem started gaining popularity. #CelebrityFakeFacts

Mar 8th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Phill Spittle

Doctor: Hmmm, sweaty palms, weak knees, heavy arms and vomiting. Sounds like food poisoning.

Eminem: ᴹᵒᵐ’ˢ ˢᵖᵃᵍʰᵉᵗᵗⁱ

May 4th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick