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Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed

Study Finds T. rex Was Not as Fast as Previously Believed:  The image of T. rex as ferocious predator has been taken down a notch after a research team, using a series of “bio-mechanical techniques,” concluded that the T. rex could only run about 12 miles per hour and had to make a living either by attacking large, slow herbivores or hiding and then attacking smaller animals.  Oh come on – next they’ll be telling us that T. rex was actually a vegan who’s demise came about by the destruction of all the organic, gluten-free salad bars shortly after an asteroid crashed into the Yucatan peninsula 65 million years ago.

 

Should Captains Be Expected to Go Down with the Ship:  The Costa Concordia Tragedy has sparked debate among seafarers as well as the public at large as to whether its reasonable or even necessary to expect a captain to go down with the ship.  And while this debate is specifically concerned with seafarers, some sociologists are cautioning this kind of thinking might also convince some women to start referring to their sexual partners as “captain.”

 

Key Executives to Leave Equifax After Data Breach:  Equifax announced that its chief information officer and chief security officer would leave the company immediately, following the enormous breach of 143 million Americans’ personal information.  Upon leaving, the execs said it is their hope that they’ll be judged by all the people they made sure were denied loans and not one silly, little data breach of 143 million people.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Equifax Hack Compromised Personal Data of 143 Million

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Equifax-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Equifax-768x768.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Equifax.jpg 900w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Equifax Hack Compromised Personal Data of 143 Million:  In what could be one of the largest data breaches in US history, consumer credit score provider Equifax said personal details including social security numbers and birthdates of as many as 143 million U.S. consumers were compromised by hackers between May and July.  The good news is, the New York Times is reporting quite a few Equifax execs were able to sell off millions of dollars of their Equifax stock before news of the hack became public and stock prices fell dramatically.  After all, it’d be a damn shame if their personal wealth dropped and it negatively impacted their credit scores.

 

Belgian Man Learns Wife of 19-Years Was Born a Man:  A Belgian man expressed shock after learning that his wife of 19 years was actually born a man, claiming that she was always quite feminine, but says now he understands why she couldn’t iron.  Now that you mention it, I imagine they probably have quite a few things that need to be “ironed out” between them.

 

Many New High Rise Buildings Being Made of Wood:  Lofty wood high rise buildings are popping up in major cities from London to Melbourne to Vancouver, with advocates claiming they are strong, lightweight, resilient to earthquakes, produce fewer emissions and even sequester carbon dioxide.  Build a high rise made with wood?  Sure we could, but that doesn’t mean we should, or that it would be good – if such a building stood – facing skyward in the hood.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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