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John Malkovich Aides Bleeding Man

John MalkovichJohn Malkovich Aides Bleeding Man:  Actor John Malkovich came to the rescue on a Toronto street when a tourist in the city, tripped and fell, slashed his neck on some scaffolding and then began bleeding profusely.  Some are calling him a hero, but others say he was just “Being John Malkovich.”

 

Erin Brockovich

Erin Brockovich Arrested While Boating in Nevada:  Environmental activist Erin Brockovich, portrayed by Julia Roberts in a 2000 movie about her fight over the pollution of a California town, was arrested on suspicion of boating while intoxicated at Lake Mead near Las Vegas.  Kind of ironic to think about Erin Brockovich being totally polluted.  If they ever make another movie about her, guess they’ll have to get Lindsay Lohan to portray her.

 

Mr MarcusPorn Star Sentenced For Exposing Co-Porn Stars To Syphilis:  Porn star Mr. Marcus was convicted of knowingly exposing two co-stars to syphilis and has been sentenced to 30 days in jail.  A guy like this could end up giving pornographers a bad name.  After reading this story, I can’t help thinking my poor mother was really on to something when she used to tell us kids, “take that out of your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been.”

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