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Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Conservative-Tomi... 508w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Accuses Liberals of Brainwashing Teens into Eating Tide Pods:  Fox News conservative Tomi Lahren is angry about the recent trend among teens filming themselves eating Tide Pods – and she’s putting the blame directly on liberals, whom she claims are have destroyed the American family.  One a positive note, a liberal spokesperson maintains that the Tide detergent in the pods being used to destroy the American family are actually a “low-suds Tide,” so they won’t destroy the environment while they’re destroying the American family.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Robert-Mueller.jpg 1180w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NY Times Claims Trump Order Firing of Mueller:  According to the New York Times, Donald Trump reportedly sought to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, but relented after the White House’s top attorney threatened to resign.  When asked about the revelation, the Republican congressional leadership said they prefer to think of Mueller’s work as yet another job that President Trump has created.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Nikki-Haley-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Nikki-Haley.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nikki Haley Denies Rumors of Affair With Donald Trump:  US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley is calling rumors implying she had an affair with President Trump as just “disgusting.”  Well, I do agree with her that the thought of someone having an affair with Donald Trump is certainly disgusting.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home

FBI Finds 3,178 Embalmed Human Penises in Mortician’s Home:  After receiving reports of missing organs and body parts, FBI agents raided the residence of a Houston mortician, and were astonished to find 3,178 embalmed human penises.  All I can say is, I don’t care if she has served all her time, it’s NEVER a good idea to allow Lorena Bobbitt to work in a morgue.  Now the big question is, will any of this evidence stand up in court?

 

Trump Adviser Thinks Americans Can Buy a New Car for $1000:  Former Goldman Sachs president and Trump chief economic adviser Gary Cohn claims the typical family who earns $100,000 per year, can expect annual tax savings of approximately $1,000 under the President’s new tax reform plan, which they can use to renovate their kitchen or else buy themselves a new car.  And of course Cohn’s absolutely correct – assuming the Trump Administration can somehow manage to take us back to that era where they all psychologically reside – the glorious 1950’s.

 

Scientists Discovered New Species of Giant Rat:  Scientists, working in the Solomon Islands, have discovered a new species of giant rat – one with teeth so sharp, it can crack a coconut shell.  So, they’ve discovered a new species of giant rat with extremely sharp teeth?  Good grief, after months of nothing but political scandals, earthquakes and hurricane devastation, thank goodness there’s finally some good news.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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