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Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming:  Scientists have identified regions of the brain involved in dreaming in a study with significant implications for our understanding of the purpose of dreams and of consciousness itself – even offering clues as to what the dream is actually about.  In related news, Facebook announced they are just a few short years away from targeted, in-dream advertising!

 

Researchers Say Father of All Mankind 340,000 Years Old:  Evolutionary anthropologists say DNA evidence has revealed that the oldest known common male ancestor (called the father of all mankind) is 340,000 years old, more than twice as old as previous estimates.  I don’t think I’d wanna be the “father of all mankind.”  Who’d wanna think they’re responsible for an endless stream of assholes going back 340,000 years?  Plus, can you imagine the child support payments that would come with that?

 

Fresh Express Salads at Walmart Recalled Over Dead Bat:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Fresh Express has recalled some of its organic prepackaged salad mix, after a dead bat was found inside a bag sold in a Florida Walmart.  Wait a minute – I’m totally shocked.  Someone who shops at Walmart actually bought a salad?  And they managed to eat most it without even batting an eye.  Hell, it could have been worse – the bat could have been a Louisville Slugger.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School:  If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.

 

Because everyone knows you don’t properly educate a child by sending them to school, you do it by cutting taxes for the wealthy.  Hell, people in Wisconsin don’t need no education.  They can figger out most ever-thing they need to no off Twitter and Facebook.

 

Wisconsin’s new state motto -“Just Say No to School!”  And don’t think Gov. Walker doesn’t practice what he preaches.  In fact, Walker was a guy who was so attuned to the fallacy of education, that he didn’t bother to complete his.  True to his word, Walker’s vowed not rest until everyone in Wisconsin is equally as stupid as he is.

 

But the point here is – you don’t need an education to be a success.  Take Sean Hannity, he dropped out of school, but was lucky enough to be home schooled by the Koch Brothers.  And then there’s Rush Limbaugh – a college dropout who went on to become the GOP’s leading expert on climate change.

 

Besides Wisconsin, even without a proper education, you can still get into great schools like Trump University – that is, just as long as you can find somewhere to get a loan to pay for it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders:  Following outrage over recent broadcasts of murders, shootings, rapes and assaults – streamed live on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg announced that the social network will add 3000 additional people to monitor the situation more closely.  Excuse my skepticism, but this just sounds like the murders and assaults are now have 3000 more viewers.

 

Epilepsy Drug Helps Addicts Kick Cocaine Habit:  A new study reports that an epilepsy drug is helping addicts kick the cocaine habit.  Wow, this sounds like a new take on “kicking the habit.”

 

Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack:  A 42-year-old Russian fisherman says he was attacked from behind by a brown bear and that the only thing that saved him was his ringtone of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” suddenly went off, startling the bear and causing it to run away.  There you have it, conclusive proof the Bieber’s music is simply “unbearable.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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