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Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought

Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought:  New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years – with the next big one is due any time.  Gee, I never thought I’d say this, but Jim Bakker’s doomsday $500 “Bucket-O-Mac & Cheese” with the 25-year shelf life is suddenly starting to sound like a pretty good bargain after all.  I mean, its either that or break into the San Diego Zoo and try and eat up all their antelopes.

 

Study Finds Prehistoric Women Had Extremely Strong Arms:  Anthropologists say they have determined that prehistoric women had very strong arms on a thick bone structure – because of the extreme manual labor they were forced to perform on a daily basis.  Really?  Well then, all I can say is it’s kind of a shame that there were as yet no jars that women would have been able to have opened for themselves back in those days.  Guess they needed to be strong enough to fend off the Trumps and the Weinsteins of the day.

 

Facebook Asks Users to Upload Face Photos:  Soon, you may be forced to upload a clear photograph of your face onto Facebook to prove you aren’t a Russian bot.  Pro-Tip – don’t try fooling Facebook by uploading a photo of Donald Trump instead of your own.  The software won’t recognize it as human.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Facebook.jpg 481w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Facebook Asking for Users Nude Pics to Combat Revenge Porn:  In an attempt to to prevent “revenge porn,” Facebook is starting a pilot program and asking users to volunteer nude pics of themselves to an algorithm to combat revenge porn – but the company admits that those nudes will be viewed by a human at the company first.  So, let me get this straight.  Pictures – which I would never want posted on the internet – I’m supposed to send them in to the biggest site on the internet – so they can then use them to ensure that they will never, ever be posted on the internet?  What could possibly go wrong there?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Panera-Bread-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Panera-Bread.jpg 920w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Panera Bread to Purchase Rival Chain Au Bon Pain:  Panera Bread is buying rival cafe restaurant chain Au Bon Pain, a chain Panera CEO Ron Shaich co-founded more than three and half decades ago.  While terms of the deal were not fully disclosed, analysts say the purchase will undoubtedly cost Panera quite a lot of bread.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawkings-Predicti... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stephen Hawking Predicts Earth Will Be a Fireball by 2600:  Mastermind physicist Stephen Hawking is predicting that the human race will perish on Earth after we turn it into a sizzling fireball in less than 600 years.  I can live with that!  In fact, I’ll worry about all that when I turn 575.  On the other hand, knowing this – I do kind of wish I’d have stretched my car financing out another 599 years.  Besides, at the rate we’re going, in another 600 years – about the only thing that’ll still be around will be an image of Keith Richards face.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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