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Kushner Company Files False Report to Evict Tenants and Sell Buildings

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Jared-Kushner-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Jared-Kushner-102... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Kushner Company Files False Report to Evict Tenants and Sell Buildings:  Prior to being a top White House adviser, Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner’s real estate company filed false paperwork in New York City claiming it had zero rent-regulated tenants in buildings when in fact it had many, allowing the company to be able to sell the properties quickly and bagging millions in profit.  Well, Trump is always talking about the need to build more prisons – and with each new revelation about his administration, it’s beginning to look like we’re really gonna need them.

 

Putin Wins Russia’s Presidential Election With 74% of Vote:  According to exit polls, Vladimir Putin has won the Russian Presidential election with 74% of the vote, making him the longest-serving Russian leader since Joseph Stalin.  In other news, its being reported that 26% of Russian voters have suddenly and unexplainably taken ill and died.

 

Tampa Man Asks Police to Shut Down Boy’s Lemonade Stand:  A 61-year-old Tampa man has contacted law enforcement in an effort to shut down what he considers a neighbor boy’s “illegal” lemonade stand.  I see his point – after all, to protect its citizens, the Florida legislature has passed some very strict  “Lemon Laws.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Florida-Students.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting – were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because – I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers – protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-1024x7... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch – and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Louise-Reay.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office – he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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