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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks

Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks:  In a move educators fear both targets and censors teaching about evolution and climate change, Florida lawmakers have just passed a bill allowing any resident to demand a hearing over anything they find objectionable in textbooks removed from public schools.  Well, in their defense, I don’t think even the most ardent supporter of evolution would claim it applies to the people living in Florida.

 

Women’s Breast Tissue Ages Faster Than Rest of Her Body:  New biological research into aging has found that a woman’s breast tissue ages faster than the rest of her body.  OK, so let’s say hypothetically a woman is around 40, what’s that work out to in boob-years?

 

Conservatives Say Dems Lying About Pre-Existing Condition Fears:  President Trump and the Republicans are trying to drown out the chorus of doctors, patients and hospital groups who say people with pre-existing medical conditions will be denied access to coverage under the Republican health plan.  Oh, they’ll have “access” alright.  It may cost them an extra $40K, but who can argue with access?  Hell, by that logic, I have “access” to all the new models of Ferraris and Lamborghinis.  Didn’t realize how good I had it until Republicans explained Trumpcare.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Jeb Bush Urges Marching in the Streets Against Robots

Jeb Bush Urges Marching in the Streets Against Robots:  In a recent speech, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said millennials should be marching in the streets, demanding our educational system prepare students to compete with robots who will inevitably be taking most of our jobs in the future.  In response, millennials were like “can’t we just get the robots to do the marching for us?”

 

Dwarf Planet May Have More Freshwater Than Earth:  In a startling discovery, scientists say there’s good evidence that the dwarf planet Ceres, the largest object in the asteroid belt, may contain more freshwater than Earth.  In response, the chairman of President Trump’s Science Advisory Committee – Henry C. Higgenbottom – demanded to know why “if dwarfs have their own planet with all that water on it, are they still drinking up all of our water?”

 

Paris Hilton Concerned Plastic Bottles Destroying Our Planet:  Hotel Heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton revealed she is moving from partying to philanthropy, as she begins crusading against plastic bottles, which she says are destroying the planet.  Wait a minute – a totally plastic person coming out against plastic bottles?  What the hell kind of world are we living in?  What’s next, David Duke complaining about “White Privilege?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult:  In a recent interview with Reuters, President Trump said he is surprised how hard his new job really is, says he misses his previous life and simple things like driving and feels as if he is in a cocoon.  Good grief, I never realized playing golf every weekend at a Florida resort was that stressful!  Gee, seems poor Mr Trump is constantly getting surprised by the complexity of things lately.  Next he’ll be telling us how shocked he is that a nuclear war with North Korea could be so deadly.  I mean, who could have known nuclear bombs make such a Yuge explosion?

 

Swedish Man Arrested for Urinating on Produce:  A Swedish newspaper is reporting that a drunk man in the western city of Gothenburg was arrested for relieving himself all over the apples and oranges in produce section of a popular supermarket chain.  The judge let him off with a light fine, but made sure he understands that if this ever happens again, “urine real trouble.”

 

Church Leader and Children’s Author Arrested for Molestation:  A former church youth leader and author of a young adult book series Iowa City has been arrested for inappropriately touching multiple children over the course of several years.  Local Republican officials say they are grateful his ministry was at least able to warn everyone about the dangers of homosexuality and transgender bathrooms before he was carted off to jail!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming:  Scientists have identified regions of the brain involved in dreaming in a study with significant implications for our understanding of the purpose of dreams and of consciousness itself – even offering clues as to what the dream is actually about.  In related news, Facebook announced they are just a few short years away from targeted, in-dream advertising!

 

Researchers Say Father of All Mankind 340,000 Years Old:  Evolutionary anthropologists say DNA evidence has revealed that the oldest known common male ancestor (called the father of all mankind) is 340,000 years old, more than twice as old as previous estimates.  I don’t think I’d wanna be the “father of all mankind.”  Who’d wanna think they’re responsible for an endless stream of assholes going back 340,000 years?  Plus, can you imagine the child support payments that would come with that?

 

Fresh Express Salads at Walmart Recalled Over Dead Bat:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Fresh Express has recalled some of its organic prepackaged salad mix, after a dead bat was found inside a bag sold in a Florida Walmart.  Wait a minute – I’m totally shocked.  Someone who shops at Walmart actually bought a salad?  And they managed to eat most it without even batting an eye.  Hell, it could have been worse – the bat could have been a Louisville Slugger.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations:  Donald Trump’s exclusive Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago, country club where he has been routinely entertaining world leaders with dinner and diplomacy, has just been cited again for a number of serious food safety violations by restaurant inspectors, making it whopping 78 health violations in the last 3 years.

 

Uh-oh, sounds we’ve got ourselves another swamp that needs to be drained.  In his defense, who knew running a resort could be so complicated?  I mean what do they expect for a $200,000 membership and $100+ meals?  Food safety too?  Hell, any more safety violations and they may as well go ahead and shoot the next season of “Survivor” right there on location at Mar-A-Lago restaurant.

 

What the hell!  Did Trump University open up a culinary school?  Anyway, guess that pretty much explains why Trump always orders his steaks well done.  “Waiter – I’ll have the Sushi-Salmonella.  And is it possible to get the hair on the side please?”  I joke, but its all part of the President’s grand plan to “Make America GAG Again!”

 

And rumor has it Chinese President Xi Jinping was none too happy about being charged à la carte when he dined there.  They must be using some of those “alternative” food safety practices.  Ah – but no problem, taxpayers’ll pick up the tab to get the facility compliant.

 

One thing’s for sure, when voters in Florida say “Trump makes me sick,” they mean it literally.  I mean, why bother dropping bombs on Syria when you can just invite Bashar al-Assad over for dinner?  I hear the Mar-a-Lago “Death by Chocolate” is to die for.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman’s face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.

 

Fight Over Doughnuts Result in 1 Dead and Deputy Injured:  Investigators in Florida say a fight over doughnuts led to a man to kill his mother’s fiancé and wound a sheriff’s deputy after 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts and when she refused, her heavily armed son who has mental health issues became angry and started shooting.  Say what you will, but had the son had not been heavily armed, he’d might still not have any doughnuts.  That said, its obvious the man had mental issues, you’d have to be crazy to mess with the cops in a doughnut shop.

 

Cindy Jacobs Claims God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews:  Self-declared “prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, telling the congestion that God is busy making certain Christians incredibly rich in order to make Jews jealous so they’ll convert to the One True Faith resulting in a “great harvest of Jews.”  Good gracious, I can see it all now, a string of shinny copper pennies leading from local delis – straight into the nearest Christian church –  with the Jews lining up two-by-two and marching right in!  I guess my only question would be, since you guys say the Jews are already in control of all the banks and the media, what’s the point?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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