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Rush Limbaugh Suggests Hurricanes Are a Liberal Conspiracy

Rush Limbaugh Suggests Hurricanes Are a Liberal Conspiracy:  Right-wing radio personality Rush Limbaugh created quite the controversy after he delivered a freewheeling monologue on his radio show which seemed to suggest that all these hurricane scares are simply a liberal conspiracy intended to convince the public that climate change is real.

 

Which is kind of ironic, when you consider Rush Limbaugh probably blows more hot air around than any hurricane I’ve heard of.  Hell, studies show that just closing his mouth for a few minutes would decrease sustained wind speeds by huge margins.

 

That said, old Rush may actually be on to something with this “hurricanes are just a liberal conspiracy” idea.  Hell, I just watched a video showing a bunch of unfortunate Houston residents getting overwhelmed with about four or five feet of liberal conspiracy rushing right into their living rooms.

 

But that’s cool Rush, keep insisting these hurricanes are simply a liberal conspiracy.  In fact, if I were you, I’d ignore all those fake lib meteorologists and head right out of your Palm Beach mansion for a day at the beach on that beautiful Florida coast.  Hell, I’ll be more than happy to set up some free windsurfing classes for you this weekend.  Should be ideal windsurfing conditions as there’s supposed be a pretty good breeze coming.

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