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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

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Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service

Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service:  White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump has chosen to donate his salary for the first quarter of the year – a total of $78,333 – to the National Park Service.  So he cuts the Department of Interior budget by $1.5 billion and then donates $78k?  I’m no accountant, but that sounds like “Trump change” to me.  Please let us know when the check clears.  I’ve heard the NBA really likes Trump’s checks because they bounce so well.

 

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Report Says Cases of Pets Ingesting Marijuana Rising:  The LA Times is reporting that incidences of pets ingesting marijuana in pot-friendly states is increasing.  In the midst of this disturbing news, I’m happy to report that my cat Pikey has been clean and sober for nearly three years and is now helping other troubled cats to lead sober lives.

 

Jerry Jones Says NFL Should Drop Marijuana Ban:  Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told a recent meeting of NFL owners that he believes the league should drop its prohibition on marijuana use.  Mark my words, if you let Jones and the Cowboys implement this policy, pretty soon just about everyone in the NFL will want to be “keeping up with the Joneses.”  And do we really want to replace all the cheerleaders with vending machines on the sidelines?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument

Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument:  A group of torch-wielding protestors, led by self-proclaimed white nationalist Richard Spencer, chanted slogans like “you will not replace us” while demonstrating against plans to remove a Confederate monument to Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville, Virginia.  Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he just doesn’t understand what anyone would have against Gen. Lee, adding that you can probably even find some people who will be opposed to the new Dylann Roof statue we have planned for the White House lawn.

 

Safest Helmet Ever to Make NFL Debut Next Year:  According to reports, twenty-five NFL teams have purchased the new ZERO1 helmet from the Seattle-based startup company Vicis, which offers multiple layers to slow impact forces and a soft outer shell designed to mitigate collisions from multiple directions.  That said, critics say that even if you had equipped everyone in the entire country with one of these protective helmets, there’s still a pretty damn good chance that most everyone in the red states would have still voted for Trump this past November.

 

Bill Gates Calls the Mosquito Deadliest Creature on Earth:  According to the Bill Gates Foundation, the deadliest creature on earth is not humans, but the mosquito which kills 725,000 people a year and incapacitates another 200 million people.  And that may be just “scratching” the surface.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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