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Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-Eating-Fri... 612w" sizes="(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px" />Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs:  Because the White House kitchen staff often couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller was frequently dispatched to head down to the New York Avenue McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.  So, he has the best chefs in the navy at his disposal – ready to prepare anything he wants 24/7 – and he still prefers McDonald’s?  This poses the question, which comes first – the heart attack or the impeachment?  Luckily for Trump, he’s still gonna have great health insurance – even after the Republicans take it away from the rest of us.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery.jpg 1183w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Oldest Known Pottery Found in China:  Archaeologists say pottery fragments found in a south China cave have been confirmed to be 20,000 years old, making them the oldest known pottery in the world.  Scientists caution that while the pottery is historically significant, it shouldn’t be considered microwave safe.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Tampon-Bombers.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons:  A Pennsylvania couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief for attempting to blow up a Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them.  Police warn that had the couple been successful, the situation could have quickly turned into a blood-bath.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Tulsa Architecture Firm Proposes Tornado-Shaped Tower

Tornado TowerTulsa Architecture Firm Proposes Tornado-Shaped Tower:  A Tulsa, Oklahoma architecture firm has proposed building a controversial tornado-shaped tower that would allow the city’s skyline to pay homage to the massive wind storms that frequently ravage the landscape in the area.  When asked if such a large structure would be in danger of being hit by a storm, the architects are quick to point out that its very unlikely tornadoes will attack one of their own kind, especially when there are so many trailer parks around.  Now if it were me, I would add a rotating restaurant at the top of the building.

 

Civil War WineWine From Sunken Civil War Ship to be Opened:  An intact bottle of wine recovered from the wreck of a Confederate Civil War ship that sank in 6-minutes off the coast of Bermuda in 1864 is going to be uncorked and sipped during a food festival in Charleston, South Carolina.  My question is how the hell do they know that the ship sank in 6 minutes – was Brian Williams there?  And wouldn’t it be more fitting if Geraldo Rivera was the one to open and taste the wine?

 

Harrison Ford's PlaneHarrison Ford Crashes Plane on Golf Course:  According to TMZ and Variety, a small plane piloted by Harrison Ford crash landed on Penmar golf course in Venice, California and Ford was lucky enough to be treated immediately by doctors who happened to be playing golf on the course.  Luckily, Ford was wise enough to realize that if he tried landing his disabled plane on a golf course, there’d be scores of doctors immediately available to assist him.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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