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Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk-768x413.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k:  Tomi Lahren has backtracked after she called Rep. Joe Kennedy III a “little limp d**k” in an Instagram video following Kennedy’s televised response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.  While I’m certainly no Republican, I think her opinion about Kennedy needs to be taken seriously.  I mean, someone with a personality and disposition like hers – has be considered an authority on identifying limp d**ks.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/A-Scent-of-a-Man.jpg 546w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scent of a Man Makes Women Drink More Alcohol:  Researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that the scent of a man can make a woman drink more alcohol than she normally does.  Follow-up research found this phenomena to be especially true when its Harvey Weinstein’s scent that the women are picking up.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Clean-Water-Act.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Rolls Back Obama’s Clean Water Act Protections:  The Trump administration has blocked the Obama 2015 Clean Water Act protections from taking effect – as it prepares to roll out its own, less stringent rules later this year.  So, its sounds like soon, we’ll not only have unsanitary water and polluted air, but also a dirty old man sitting in the Oval Office – all part of the “Make America Filthy Again” plan.  One thing’s for sure, thanks to President Trump, you’ll no longer have to travel long distances and across oceans to find yourself one of those genuine “s**thole countries” – we’ll become our own “s**thole country.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Laura-Ingraham.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Laura Ingraham Thinks Athletes Should Shut Up and Dribble:  Fox News host Laura Ingraham is being accused of racism after she replied to NBA star LeBron James’ statement that “Donald Trump doesn’t “give a f**k about the people” by saying athletes like him should stay out of politics and just “shut up and dribble.”  Now let’s see here, we have a loud-mouthed reality star, a bully, a pathological liar, a serial philanderer and misogynist and – possibly even a traitor currently sitting in the White House.  Given that, I think I’d rather listen to LeBron James’ thoughts and concerns about the world situation anytime before I would Donald Trump’s.  Gee, wonder if Laura Ingraham’s ever suggested that Donald Trump “shut up?”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Apple-Campus.jpg 980w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Employees Repeatedly Walking Into Glass Walls on New Campus:  While Apple’s new spaceship campus if a sight to behold, Bloomberg is reporting that distracted employees are repeatedly banging into Apple’s glass-walled workspaces.  The situation has reportedly become so bad, that many female employees are now begging Apple to please return back to the old “glass ceiling” days, just to protect themselves from further concussions.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Nikolas-Cruz.jpg 524w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NRA Claiming Florida School Shooter Was Mentally Ill:  As they tend to do every time there is a mass killing, the NRA and gun advocates are once again claiming the shooter (Nikolas Cruz) was mentally ill and what we need are more mental health services, not gun regulations.  Now I rarely find myself in agreement with the NRA, but now that pics and videos are surfacing showing Nikolas Cruz wearing a “Make America Great” cap, I’m inclined to agree with them that he must be mentally ill.

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Malibu, California
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