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Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roy-Moore.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Alabama Mall Banned Roy Moore in the ’80s for Pursuing Teens:  Former mall employees and local police have told the New Yorker that Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore was banned from a mall in the early 1980s for repeatedly attempting to pick up teenage girls.  In response, talk show host and Moore defender Sean Hannity told his listeners that while Moore may have been trying to pick up underage girls, at least he wasn’t trying to arrange uranium deals with them like Hillary.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Recognition-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Sheep Can Recognize Human Faces:  University of Cambridge scientists say sheep can be trained to recognize the faces of different people presented to them in pictures.  Lawyers for red states politicians say they’re advising clients not to be overly concerned, in that its very doubtful that the testimony of a sheep would hold up in a court of law.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Obese-Mice.jpg 893w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Resveratrol Extends Life of Obese Mice:  Researchers found they can extend the life of obese mice by 44% using a drug that mimics resveratrol, the ingredient of red wine believed to activate protective proteins.  Which kind of makes you wonder, just how many obese mice have to die before these fat rodents get the resveratrol they so desperately need?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2.jpg 828w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes:  Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life.  He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise – about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Earths-Rotation-S... 389w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows:  A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down.  Gee, first we have global warming and now it’s global slowing?  Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale?  Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is – Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Coffee-Buzz.jpg 374w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads:  New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.”  Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks – may very well be “just in our wallets.”

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Malibu, California
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Televangelist Jim Bakker Demands Viewers Buy His Pancake Mix

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Jim-Bakker-Pancak... 533w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Televangelist Jim Bakker Demands Viewers Buy His Pancake Mix:  Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker warned viewers that their grandchildren could face eternal damnation and President Trump possibly be assassinated unless they send him $60 (plus shipping and handling) for a bucket of the pancake mix which he is selling.  All I can say is, let this serve as a warning to all of you who think you can just eat at IHOP once in a while and still save your souls – the Lord isn’t fooled by that kind of crêpe.  In fact, I’m been thinking about designing a custom griddle that’ll put the image of Jesus on all these pancakes.  That ought to butter him up a bit.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Franklin-Graham-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Franklin-Graham-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Franklin-Graham.png 1449w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Franklin Graham Attacks Ray Moore Denouncers:  According to Evangelist Franklin Graham, those denouncing alleged pedophile and Alabama senatorial candidate Roy Moore “are guilty of doing much worse than what he has been accused of supposedly doing.”  Smart observation on the part of Reverend Graham.  I mean, if Alabama doesn’t elect this pervert to the Senate, next thing you know – hordes of transgenders will begin using public restrooms and our young people could be at risk of not believing everything they hear on Fox News.  Give him a break, the good pastor is only trying to give loyal Alabama Republicans a little Ray Moore of hope.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dunkin’-Donuts-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dunkin’-Donuts-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Man Accused of Impersonating Cop for Discounted Doughnuts:  Florida police have arrested a man who was impersonating a cop so he could get discounted doughnuts at Dunkin’ Donuts.  Police say it was easy to spot the imposter by the glazed look on his face.  But there’s no point in sugar-coating this, this guy is going to jail and they’ll likely throw him right in the hole.

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