Troubled Mets pitcher Francisco Rodriguez says a strict daily regimen is preparing him for the upcoming baseball season. Every morning Rodriguez lifts weights for 1 hour, runs 5 miles, and then beats up his father-in-law.
Newly acquired Francisco Rodriguez told the rest of the NL East that the Mets are the team to beat. That sound you hear is the rest of New York not holding their breath. The Mets are actually the team to beat, as proven by the Phillies the last two years.
Troubled pitcher Francisco Rodriguez, already traded by the Mets, has expressed a desire to return as a free agent. His reasons include he likes the NY area, still has many friends on the team, and wont have to drive as far to beat up his girlfriend's father.