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Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Melania-Trump-Bod... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Internet Buzzing Over Melania Trump Body Double Conspiracy:  Melania Trump has become the center of a wild body double conspiracy theory after people began saying the woman who appeared on the White House lawn alongside the President in a trench coat and sunglasses didn’t look quite the same as Melania.  If you ask me, the answer’s quite simple – Melania is a robot and the factory provided several copies for Trump’s use.  Of course, another other explanation for why people think she may look a bit different is that the sun may possibly be melting her plastic face.  Personally, I think whoever that is who is standing next to President Trump certainly looks every bit as pissed off as real Melania usually does.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dinosaur-With-Art... 835w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />First Dinosaur With Arthritis Found in Southern New Jersey:  Scientists say they’ve discovered remains of a dinosaur in southern New Jersey who lived 70 million years ago who also suffered from a very crippling form of arthritis of the elbow.  Good grief, dinosaurs with arthritic elbows in New Jersey?  Must be from yanking that lever down on the slots in Atlantic City.  Rumor has it those dinosaurs had terrible gambling habits.  One thing’s for sure, even if you’re not a dinosaur – arthritis will definitely make you feel like an old fossil.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner-51... 512w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elderly-Runner.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Sets World Record for 60 Meters at Age 95:  A 95-year-old woman has set a world record for her age group, running 60 meters in 29.86 seconds.  Good for her, but come on!  Once you hit 95, isn’t just about anything you do – be it bending over to breathing in and out most likely gonna set some kind of record?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Trump Interior Secretary Recommending Shrinking National Monuments

Trump Interior Secretary Recommending Shrinking National Monuments:  In a highly controversial move ordered by the White House, Trump Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke will seek to shrink more that 27 designated National Monument sites throughout the United States.  Yea, and something tells me its a pretty safe bet to assume that that monument shrink list isn’t likely to include many Confederate monuments.

 

Powerball Winner Claims $758m and Immediately Quits Job:  Mavis Wanczyk, the woman who just won the $759 million Powerball lottery, immediately quit her job at a Massachusetts medical center where she had worked for 32 years, saying that now that she won, she just wants to “be alone and just be able to be me.”  And, what a better way to “just be me” then quit your job and blast off on a spectacular spending spree – gobbling up scores of houses, cars, jewelry, exotic vacations and other very expensive goodies that she knows all her friends and family could never afford.  Whoever said life isn’t fair?

 

Uranus Likely Full of Giant Diamonds:  Scientists believe that when it rains on a massive planet like Uranus, which has a relatively tiny rocky core and a mantle consisting of slurried water, ammonia, methane ices and a thick atmosphere – it literally rains diamonds.  Well, I guess that pretty much explains why the planet has rings – otherwise, what’s the point of having all those diamonds laying around?  One thing’s for sure, if you’re low on cash, this place sounds like the perfect place to get engaged.

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