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Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill:  Several pastors this week have been claiming Hurricane Harvey is God’s way of punishing Houston for not passing an Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill and for having “a very, very aggressively pro-homosexual mayor.”  Wait a minute – Canada passed laws protecting gay and trans rights.  Makes you wonder, what the hell does Canada need to do to get noticed by the almighty?

 

Kim Kardashian Says Daughter Would Make Better President:  In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, reality star Kim Kardashian expressed strong feelings about Donald Trump’s presidency, claiming that her daughter would make a better president.  Political experts say that while that statement is basically true, her daughter’s presidency would not be valid for the entire country, but only the North West.

 

Four Earth-sized Exoplanets May Have Large Quantities of Water:  Scientists say four of seven mysterious worlds orbiting a nearby star named Trappist-1, might very well have large quantities of water, offering a tantalizing boost to the possibility of finding life beyond our solar system.  I’m not so sure about the alien life, but this sure sounds like great news for bottled water companies as well as those who enjoy taking long showers.  As for me, I think I’ll just stay here on Earth.  I tend to get bored on long trips, especially the ones that take over 159,000 years.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Madonna Reveals to Fans She’s Moved to Portugal

Madonna Reveals to Fans She’s Moved to Portugal:  Madonna has informed her fans on social media that she’s relocated to Portugal for the foreseeable future, with the 59-year-old star adding that she moved there after falling in love with the “energy.”  Well, I suppose if she ever gets bored in Portugal, she can always buy herself a few more orphans – assuming Angelina Jolie hasn’t already snatched them all up.

 

Evangelical Leaders Blaming Gays for Hurricane Harvey:  LGBTQ Americans have caused the country billions of dollars in structural damage, killed dozens of people, and displaced thousands more from their homes, according to evangelical figures who are claiming gay people caused Hurricane Harvey.  Really?  While I’m no meteorologist, I get a sense that even with Hurricane Harvey’s 140 MPH wind gusts, the storm would still have a hard time competing with these windbags.

 

Rare September Rainstorm Hits Los Angeles Area:  Heaven help us! It’s actually raining here in Calabasas (West San Fernando Valley in LA) in September. What kind of crazy, mixed up world are we living in anyway? Those people in Houston think they’ve got it bad, why people here in LA are getting their hair all wet and ruining hairdos everywhere I look. Oh, the humanity!

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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