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World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London

World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London:  President Donald Trump is stirring anger across the globe after unleashing an extremely divisive tweetstorm in the wake of London’s recent terrorist attacks, with the former British ambassador to the US declaring “Trump makes me want to puke.”  Which pretty much explains why Trump continues to enjoy a near unanimous approval rating among grateful bulimics.

 

Woman Leads 30 Parishioners in Beating Gay Church Member:  A North Carolina woman has admitted in court that she led approximately 30 parishioners from her church to attack and beat a gay member of the church in an effort to “expel his demons.”  Luckily for the woman and her parishioner comrades, this type of beating is now fully covered under Trump’s new “religious freedom” executive orders.

 

American Average Bra Size Jumps From 34B to 34DD:  According to a new survey, the average bra size in the US has jumped from a 34B to a 34DD in the past 20 years.  Wow, who says America’s best days are behind her?  One thing’s for sure, this should definitely give the U.S. a distinct advantage in the “America’s Cup” competition.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Ex-Anheuser-Busch CEO Arrested Trying To Fly Helicopter Intoxicated

Ex-Anheuser-Busch CEO Arrested Trying To Fly Helicopter Intoxicated:  The former CEO of Anheuser-Busch, August Adolphus Busch IV, was arrested after he landed a helicopter in an Illinois business park and returned, appearing too intoxicated to take off.  Police say he also had drugs and guns in the chopper.  Hell, doesn’t he have anything to drink at home?  Good thing they caught him before he did something stupid like hold up a liquor store.

 

Florida Teen Kills Mom and Cripples Dad:  A 16-year-old Alabama teenager will be tried as an adult for allegedly stabbing his mother to death and leaving his father paralyzed with a punctured lung, a day before he was scheduled to begin taking anger management classes.  Well, I guess the best we can hope for at this point is that the poor father will be able to get a refund back on those anger management classes his son will no longer be in a position to be attending.

 

Earth’s Sixth Mass Extinction Event Under Way:  Many scientists say a “biological annihilation” with billions of populations of animals being lost in recent decades means the sixth mass extinction in Earth’s history is well under way and is more severe than previously feared.  Meanwhile, Trump Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke deputes this scenario and points out what’s really going on here is that God’s really pissed at the gays and if we just quit forcing people to bake them cakes, everything will be just fine.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump

Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump:  According to a wide-ranging international study, with the exception of Russia, Donald Trump’s presidency is alarming citizens of our nation’s closest allies as well as others worldwide, diminishing the US standing in the world.  Can’t for the life of me understand why.  Hell, here in the US – all the coal mines have now been reopened, scientists now freely admit climate change is fake, Hillary’s been locked up in prison for life, we now have cheap and plentiful healthcare for everyone, a beautiful wall is being constructed all along the Mexican border with solar panels which will pay for the cost and them some, we now have nearly full employment in America because of everyone put to work on the Dakota Access Pipeline, a stable and meaningful foreign police and a thoughtful and compassionate president and congress who are deeply loved by all US citizens.  Throughout America, everyone seems to be caught up in this blissful feeling of “let them eat cake!”  That is, unless you’re gay and want to get married.

 

World’s Ugliest Dog Named at Sonoma-Marin Fair:  A 125-pound Neapolitan mastiff beat out 13 other mutts to be officially named the “World’s Ugliest Dog” at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.  Gee, that face looks awfully familiar, is it married to Jerry Hall?

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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