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Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait:  Twelve of the nation’s most revered portrait artists-including the woman who painted Presidents Barack Obama and George Bush – have refused the White House’s invitation to capture Mr. Trump on canvas.

 

Gee, I have a friend who paints houses part time who I bet would be willing to give it a try.  Hell, he’d probably do it for a couple of six-packs of Rolling Rock and a bucket of fried chicken.  Also, I have an aunt (on my mother’s side) who has always been pretty darn good at those “Paint By the Number” projects.  I assume the primary number on a Trump portrait would have to be the number “45” – which I believe is the color orange.

 

Anyway, she’s quite elderly and from Ohio, so she’d be right up Trump’s demographic alley and would probably love to take on a project with such meaning.  Also, she sure appears to have lots of time on her hands – at least that’s what her doctors tell me.  Of course I’m her only beneficiary, so naturally I monitor things like that rather closely.  And of course now that Trump people are fully in charge of the EPA, I’m sure they’ll have no issues if she uses lead paint.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Say Alien Star Sideswiped Our Solar System

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star-768x46... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star-1024x6... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Alien-Star.jpg 1484w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Alien Star Sideswiped Our Solar System:  Astronomers say that some 70,000 years ago, when humans and Neanderthals shared the planet, an alien star streaked through the outer edges of our solar system and jostled its contents.  We need to erect a wall around our solar system and we need to get the Andromeda galaxy to pay for it.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fossil-Find.jpg 336w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bored 6-Year-Old Discovered a 65-Million-Year-Old Fossil:  A 6-year-old girl got bored while watching her sister’s JV soccer game in Bend, Oregon – wandered away from the field and started digging in a nearby bush and uncovered a 65-million-year-old fossil.  After hearing about the little girl’s find, President Trump immediately recommended she be appointed Chairman of Paleontology for the National Museum of Natural History.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/John-Bolton.jpg 574w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Names War Hawk John Bolton as National Security Adviser:  President Trump announced he will be naming Fox News commentator and conservative firebrand John Bolton, who recently advocated the US pull a preemptive nuclear strike on North Korea and Iran.  Between starting a trade war with China and the EU, along with Bolton’s appointment – Wall Street cautions they may be forced to downgrade the President’s status from “Moron” to “Imbecile.”  On the plus side, if Trump continues his efforts to send the economy down the tubes, I suppose we wouldn’t be a very attractive target to North Korea and Iran anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs

donald-trumpTrump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs:  During a recent rally in Portsmouth, Donald Trump suggested that Hillary Clinton may have taken “performance-enhancing drugs” before the last presidential debate.

 

At first I laughed at the idea of Hillary on performance-enhancing drugs, but then it occurred to me that Trump may have just provided us with the first logical explanation as to how she was able to win the 100-meter sprints in the Rio this past summer!

 

But come on, a guy with constant cocaine sniffles and mob ties complaining about his opponent using performance-enhancing drugs?  My question is, if Clinton is doping, how come its always Trump who comes out sounding like a dope?

 

Its starting to look as if the entire Trump campaign is quickly deflating – you know – kind of like one of his trophy wives without a boob job.  And after being abandoned by much of the Republican establishment, Trump made a grand announcement that he has finally become “unshackled,” although some might argue that a more accurate term would probably be “unhinged.”

 

Meanwhile, rumor has it that about the only Republican bigwig left who’s secretly hoping for a Trump victory in November is former President George W Bush – and that’s only because he’s hoping that when someone does a Google search for the “the Dumbest American President ever,” his name will no longer appear at the top of the list.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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