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Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait

Noted Artists Refuse to Paint Trump’s Official Portrait:  Twelve of the nation’s most revered portrait artists-including the woman who painted Presidents Barack Obama and George Bush – have refused the White House’s invitation to capture Mr. Trump on canvas.

 

Gee, I have a friend who paints houses part time who I bet would be willing to give it a try.  Hell, he’d probably do it for a couple of six-packs of Rolling Rock and a bucket of fried chicken.  Also, I have an aunt (on my mother’s side) who has always been pretty darn good at those “Paint By the Number” projects.  I assume the primary number on a Trump portrait would have to be the number “45” – which I believe is the color orange.

 

Anyway, she’s quite elderly and from Ohio, so she’d be right up Trump’s demographic alley and would probably love to take on a project with such meaning.  Also, she sure appears to have lots of time on her hands – at least that’s what her doctors tell me.  Of course I’m her only beneficiary, so naturally I monitor things like that rather closely.  And of course now that Trump people are fully in charge of the EPA, I’m sure they’ll have no issues if she uses lead paint.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs

donald-trumpTrump Suggests Hillary On Performance-Enhancing Drugs:  During a recent rally in Portsmouth, Donald Trump suggested that Hillary Clinton may have taken “performance-enhancing drugs” before the last presidential debate.

 

At first I laughed at the idea of Hillary on performance-enhancing drugs, but then it occurred to me that Trump may have just provided us with the first logical explanation as to how she was able to win the 100-meter sprints in the Rio this past summer!

 

But come on, a guy with constant cocaine sniffles and mob ties complaining about his opponent using performance-enhancing drugs?  My question is, if Clinton is doping, how come its always Trump who comes out sounding like a dope?

 

Its starting to look as if the entire Trump campaign is quickly deflating – you know – kind of like one of his trophy wives without a boob job.  And after being abandoned by much of the Republican establishment, Trump made a grand announcement that he has finally become “unshackled,” although some might argue that a more accurate term would probably be “unhinged.”

 

Meanwhile, rumor has it that about the only Republican bigwig left who’s secretly hoping for a Trump victory in November is former President George W Bush – and that’s only because he’s hoping that when someone does a Google search for the “the Dumbest American President ever,” his name will no longer appear at the top of the list.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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