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The Gas - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

The Gas - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
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"The people going slower than you are idiots and the people going faster than you are maniacs." - George Carlin

For more stand-up comedy, music, tour dates, etc go to http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com

#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

Spotify (with real actual songs!): https://open.spotify.com/user/roadsidephil/playlist/7KJldsMDaUGmziiSB0HW...

Lyrics
The gas is on the right asshole.
And now I'll speed up past you.
Just to see who you are.
Then I'll go "mmm hmm!"

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

Download my most popular songs and comedy bits free at www.PhilJComedy.com

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