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CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose whichever plan they can’t afford.  Which made me think, does anyone remember back when Republicans actually cared about the poor and middle class?  Neither do I.

 

US Reportedly Planning Decapitation Attack Against Kim Jong-un:  Its being reported in a South Korean publication that US Navy’s SEAL Team 6 is helping to plan a “decapitation attack” aimed at taking out Kim Jong-un and much of North Korea’s political leadership.  Sounds like a really great idea!  And I’m sure the Chinese will be right on board with that one.  I mean hell, it’s only been about a hundred years since Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated.  That ended pretty well.

 

Kellyanne Conway Warns of Microwave Spying:  In a recent interview, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway suggested that U.S. intelligence agents often spy on Americans using typical household appliances such as microwaves that can also be used as cameras.  Personally, I’m not all that concerned about my microwave, but I am becoming a little suspicious about my George Foreman Grill.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Brothers Brutally Beaten in Church to Make Them Confess Sins

Religious CultBrothers Brutally Beaten in Church to Make Them Confess Sins:  The parents, sister and some other church members of the Word of Life Church in upstate New York have been arrested after they brutally beat two teenage brothers – one fatally – in an effort to get them to confess their sins.  This is crazy, when I read the article, I was hoping there would be information about how I could donate to this church, but I couldn’t find any information.  Anyone else having this problem?  Hopefully, Kim Davis’ lawyers will pitch-in and defend these poor people.  I guess the arrest of these loving parents and their fellow church goers further proves what Mike Huckabee is always telling us about how freedom of religion is under attack.

 

StonehengeResearch Finds Stonehenge Builders Ate Lots of Meat:  Archaeologists, looking through pottery fragments and animal bones found at Stonehenge, say chemical analysis indicate the containers were used for preparing and cooking meat such as pork and beef.  If that’s really the case, then Stonehenge may very well have been kind of a giant, prehistoric, George Foreman grill.

 

Billy the KidNew Billy the Kid Photo May Be Worth $5 Million:  A California company says it has authenticated and is selling one of the “holy grails of Western Americana” – only the second confirmed image of the notorious bandit Billy the Kid, which was bought for only $2 at an antique shop in Fremont, California.  Just between you and me, I just downloaded and printed myself a copy and saved myself a crisp $5 million.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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