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Trump Tower Fire Leaves One Dead and Four Injured

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Fire-in-Trump-Tow... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Fire-in-Trump-Tow... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Fire-in-Trump-Tow... 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Tower Fire Leaves One Dead and Four Injured:  A 67-year-old man has been killed and four firefighters injured in a fast-moving fire that broke out on the 50th floor of the Trump Tower in Manhattan.  

 

And while not offering condolences to the victim, the President did take to Twitter to brag about what a well-built building Trump Tower is for containing the fire and to proudly announce that “I’ve just been informed we have an unexpected vacancy in Trump Tower with a totally unobstructed view of the city.  Better act now and grab it while it’s still hot!”  

 

Meanwhile, back in Washington DC, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters that it was all the FDNY could do to prevent Trump from running right into the building to save all the residents – bone spurs and all.  When asked if the building was properly protected with fire alarms, an angry Sanders told reporters that “fire alarms are for socialists!”

  

That said, I do have to give Trump credit for not claiming the fire was set by Hillary and Obama and financed by George Soros.  And while fire officials have not as yet officially determined a cause for the blaze, it’s pretty well-known that when you’ve stockpiled as much hairspray as Trump does, there’s always gonna be a fire risk.

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