by Hayden Black

“I cannot tell a lie.”
- George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth.”
- Donald Trump

"I cannot tell the difference."
- Republicans

Mar 5th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Steve Hofstetter

I can’t believe that the military would force soldiers to get vaccinated. I don’t know who this George Washington guy thinks he is.

Jan 16th, 2022 via twitter

by Michael Blackman

"I cannot tell an #alternativefact." -George Washington

Jan 22nd, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Marie Connor

“If you can’t handle being called a bitch by a 17-year-old, then you can’t handle an AR-15.” - George Washington

Mar 30th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Nick Jack Pappas

Trump on George Washington at Mount Vernon: “If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it. You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Now all Washington has to fall back on is a state, the nation's capital, the dollar bill and his face on Mt. Rushmore.

Apr 10th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by JimMcCue

George Washington spent $200 on ice cream during the summer of 1790, which equals roughly $5,100 today.He also grew hemp coincidence?

Aug 11th, 2017Staff Pick

by Corey Miller

George Washington is trending. Tell me he didn't die, I can't take any more bad news.

Aug 15th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Corey Miller

Washington: Hey George III, how many RTs for independence?

George III: 18 million.

Washington: Done.

#FoundingFatherTweets

Jul 4th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Barbara Bush just turned 90. What's her secret to aging gracefully? Nothing. Have you seen her? She looks like George Washington.

Jun 8th, 2015 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

Tump nicknames George Washington 'Ol' Wooden Tooth'
#1776Trump

Jul 5th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

It's clear George Washington is colluding with the Russians in order to reduce the cherry ???? harvest

-T. Jefferson

#FoundingFatherTweets

Jul 4th, 2017 via twitter

by Marie Connor

Fun fact: George Washington would have hated Donald Trump.

Jun 30th, 2020 via twitter