by Michael Blackman

"I cannot tell an #alternativefact." -George Washington

Jan 22nd, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Corey Miller

George Washington is trending. Tell me he didn't die, I can't take any more bad news.

Aug 15th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by JimMcCue

George Washington spent $200 on ice cream during the summer of 1790, which equals roughly $5,100 today.He also grew hemp coincidence?

Aug 10th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Corey Miller

Washington: Hey George III, how many RTs for independence?

George III: 18 million.

Washington: Done.

#FoundingFatherTweets

Jul 4th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Barbara Bush just turned 90. What's her secret to aging gracefully? Nothing. Have you seen her? She looks like George Washington.

Jun 8th, 2015 via twitter

by Jeff Dwoskin

Tump nicknames George Washington 'Ol' Wooden Tooth'
#1776Trump

Jul 5th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

It's clear George Washington is colluding with the Russians in order to reduce the cherry ???? harvest

-T. Jefferson

#FoundingFatherTweets

Jul 4th, 2017 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

George Washington is rolling around in his grave.
But only because Trump's EPA allowed an oil pipeline to be built directly under his coffin

Feb 18th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

My kids don't know who George Washington is because he never sang w/Kanye West.

#PresidentsDay

Feb 16th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Well you know what, we don't do things like George Washington did them anymore!

#ThingsNotToSayToOldPeople

Aug 27th, 2017 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

Jefferson Davis is NOT the same as George Washington.
GW was a US Pres, Davis was Pres of a racist, treasonous minority.
You know, like DJT.

Aug 15th, 2017 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Others Trump Holds in as High Regard as George Washington:
1) Benedict Arnold
2) Josef Mengele
3) Humbert Humbert
4) The Red Skull
5) Sauron

Aug 15th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick