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Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-768x6... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price.jpg 1353w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined:  Georgia Republican state Representative Betty Price – a physician and the wife of disgraced former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price – is calling for all HIV-positive people to be quarantined and for all their sexual partners to be logged and tracked by the government.

 

Is it just me, or do the Trump people seem to be making their call for concentration camps a bit soon?  Hell, even Hitler took a few years to work up to that!  Guess their “Make America Great Again” plan is moving along faster then we could have ever imagined.  I guess no one bothered to tell her that the 1980’s called – and they want their medical ignorance about HIV back.

 

But Representative Price needn’t worry about quarantines.  I mean, come on!  Once Trumpcare is finally in place and removes everyone’s healthcare coverage for pre-existing conditions – the HIV-positive, as well as tons of other Americans – will likely all die soon enough anyway.  And to think all those snowflakes had the nerve to accuse the GOP of not really having a viable plan to cut healthcare costs!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/John-Kelly.jpg 484w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca:  In defending President Trump’s new immigration proposal, chief of staff John Kelly implied that many Dreamers may have been just “too lazy to get off their asses” to go and sign up for the protection.  In defending Kelly’s statement, Congressional Republicans are quick to point out that anyone who’s observed President Trump’s work ethic as closely as John Kelly has, ought to have a pretty good grasp of what “too lazy to get off their ass” really looks like.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elon Musk’s Powerful Rocket Launches Tesla Roadster Towards Mars:  Elon Musk and SpaceX have successfully used the world’s most powerful “Falcon Heavy” rocket to launch a $100,000 cherry red Tesla Roadster towards Mars.  Guess they may as well send that beautiful Tesla off towards Mars.  Hell, not very many of us can afford them here.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-768x432... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-1024x57... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Dogs More Likely to Bite Anxious People:  Contrary to popular belief, a new study found that while dogs probably can’t smell fear, they do seem to respond to fearful people with more aggressive behavior.  Well, if that’s the case, I had better hope there are no dogs around when I’m in line for my next colonoscopy.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Harvey-Weinstein.... 517w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI:  Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age.  Wait a minute – are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers?  I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of behavior.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Atlanta.jpg 440w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Blackout Hits World’s Busiest Airport in Atlanta:  A sudden power outage brought the world’s busiest airport to a standstill, grounding more than 1,000 flights in the US just days before the start of the Christmas travel rush.  Wow, sounds like we’re finally making real progress toward becoming the globe’s newest third world country.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-768x651.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-1024x868.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear.jpg 1178w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elderly Man Thrown Off Cliff by Bear and Lives:  An 80-year-old man in a remote area of Russian is lucky to be alive after being thrown off a steep cliff by a bear he tried to headbutt in order to get it to leave a wild berry patch.  Doctors say at this point, all the poor guy can do was grin and bear it.  Once again, we see irrefutable proof that if someone just has enough vodka in their system, they can apparently survive almost anything.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class:  The Environmental Protection Agency is refusing to release the written waiver that allows Administrator Scott Pruitt to fly regularly in first or business class for security reasons – a practice that sets him apart both from his predecessors and other current Cabinet members.  I get it – I mean, if you’re the head of an agency promoting a clean environment, the last thing you wanna do is be associated with all that disgusting filth sitting back in coach.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill Gates Announces Foundation to Focus on Conquering Polio:  Bill Gates announced that one of the top priorities of his foundation will be to finally completely wipe out polio.  If successful conquering polio, Gate’s will then focus on ridding humanity of what he considers to be an even bigger plight – the Mac Operating System.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Pitch-Fork.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Holds Up Waffle House With Pitchfork:  Police have arrested a man who used a pitchfork to rob a Waffle House restaurant just northeast of Atlanta.  So I’m asking myself “why on earth would anyone commit a robbery with a pitchfork?”  And then it hit me – the devil made him do it.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/National-Anthem.jpg 437w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Blasted for National Anthem Performance:  President Donald Trump is being mocked on social media after footage of him appearing to have difficulty singing our national anthem went viral during a college football game in Atlanta.

 

A White House spokesperson claims people have it all wrong – and that the President was simply doing his best impression of what it would look like had it been Milli Vanilli singing the National Anthem.  White House press spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders was quick to add that the anthem was sung just like any stable genius would have sung it.  Meanwhile, Fox and Friends said everyone needs to just “give the President a pass on this,” given that the President’s vocal coach was Rosanne Barr.

 

Now if it were me, I would have just faked it and sang the lyrics from the rock musical “Hair” – “Oh say can you see – mine eyes if you can, then my hair’s too short!”  Anyway – everything else aside, I believe all this confusion over the President’s lip-syncing not matching the words to our National Anthem has a very simple explanation – President Trump was actually singing the Russian national anthem.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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