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Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Doll-Brothel.jpg 488w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel:  A bizarre sex-doll brothel named “Bordoll” has just opened in Germany, where patrons pay $101 per hour for a session and brothel management claims 70 percent of their patrons are repeat customers.  Good grief, sounds like even more jobs lost to robots.  On a positive note, if there’s a flood, these can probably also be used as a floatation device.  My only question is, does anyone know what the manufacturer’s recommended PSI for these dolls happens to be? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Mice.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Mice With Human Brains Created in New Study:  Scientists have succeeded in implanting human brain cells into mice pups, which resulted in the animals growing a brain that was both human and rodent which researchers hope may one-day help them better understand how the human brain develops as well as provide replacement parts.  Despite having human brains, the mice were still apparently unable to speak and remained mute.  Finally, after trying numerous times, frustrated researchers decided to ask – “what’s the matter – cat got your tongue? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis.... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mattel CEO to Step Down After 14 Months:  Toy giant Mattel Inc. announced that CEO Margo Georgiadis has informed the board she will be stepping down to pursue a new opportunity in the technology sector.  At first, the board didn’t take her resignation seriously, until she finally had to ask them, “what’s it gonna take for you guys to realize I’m not toying around here?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-768x6... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Betty-Price.jpg 1353w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tom Price’s Lawmaker Wife Wants People with HIV Quarantined:  Georgia Republican state Representative Betty Price – a physician and the wife of disgraced former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price – is calling for all HIV-positive people to be quarantined and for all their sexual partners to be logged and tracked by the government.

 

Is it just me, or do the Trump people seem to be making their call for concentration camps a bit soon?  Hell, even Hitler took a few years to work up to that!  Guess their “Make America Great Again” plan is moving along faster then we could have ever imagined.  I guess no one bothered to tell her that the 1980’s called – and they want their medical ignorance about HIV back.

 

But Representative Price needn’t worry about quarantines.  I mean, come on!  Once Trumpcare is finally in place and removes everyone’s healthcare coverage for pre-existing conditions – the HIV-positive, as well as tons of other Americans – will likely all die soon enough anyway.  And to think all those snowflakes had the nerve to accuse the GOP of not really having a viable plan to cut healthcare costs!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Harvey-Weinstein.... 517w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI:  Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age.  Wait a minute – are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers?  I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of behavior.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Atlanta.jpg 440w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Blackout Hits World’s Busiest Airport in Atlanta:  A sudden power outage brought the world’s busiest airport to a standstill, grounding more than 1,000 flights in the US just days before the start of the Christmas travel rush.  Wow, sounds like we’re finally making real progress toward becoming the globe’s newest third world country.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-768x651.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-1024x868.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear.jpg 1178w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elderly Man Thrown Off Cliff by Bear and Lives:  An 80-year-old man in a remote area of Russian is lucky to be alive after being thrown off a steep cliff by a bear he tried to headbutt in order to get it to leave a wild berry patch.  Doctors say at this point, all the poor guy can do was grin and bear it.  Once again, we see irrefutable proof that if someone just has enough vodka in their system, they can apparently survive almost anything.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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