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Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated:  According to court records, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau have filed for separation after two daughters and 12 years of marriage – in a relationship that began in 1997 when he was only 12 and she was his 34-year-old teacher.  I guess she felt “this guy’s getting a bit old for my tastes.”  On a positive note, should he ever decide to move to France, there’s a pretty decent chance he could be elected President.

 

Earliest Signs of Brain Damage in Athletes:  Until recently, there was no reliable test to detect whether an athlete may have CTE brain damage, but a new test developed by researchers at Arizona State University tracks decline in verbal skills and vocabulary size is showing promise.  One thing’s for sure, you aren’t gonna need especially strong math skills to be able to tally the vocabulary size of most athletes.

 

Trump Blasts Germany Again for Trade Deficit and NATO:  Following pointed criticism from Chancellor Angela Merkel, President Trump once again blasted Germany over trade and defense, ratcheting up a dispute that risks undermining a trans-Atlantic bond that is the bedrock of US-European relations.  Defending the tough stance,Trump Administration officials issued a statement warning that “the unrestricted flow of apple strudel into the US threatens to undermine the waistlines of every single supermodel in the entire country – need we remind everyone about the issues we had with Miss Venezuela several years ago?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan

Cosmopolitan Now Pushing Cancer as a Diet Plan:  Cosmopolitan magazine is infamous for their  click-bait headlines about women’s dieting tips, and in one of its signature pieces, they published a profile of a 31-year-old Australian woman who Cosmo claimed “lost 44 pounds without ANY exercise” – only, as it turns out – the reason she lost the weight was that she had cancer.  Hell, they may as well have added that if you go on this diet plan, it could be the last diet you’ll ever need.

 

Having Gray Hair Increases Men’s Risk of Heart Disease:  According to new research presented at European Society of Cardiology, men with grey hair face a significantly bigger risk of heart disease.  The study seemed pretty straightforward, but there were some gray areas.  In related news, sales of “Just for Men” has increased 70% since the study came out.

 

Sean Spicer Apologizes for Hitler – al-Assad Comparison:  White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer apologized after making his most astonishing blunder yet – favorably comparing Adolf Hitler with Bashar al-Assad at a White House briefing, claiming Adolf Hitler never used chemical weapons against civilians.  Wow, that Sean Spicer is really a gas!  I say the obvious solution is to fire Spicer immediately and replace him with Melissa McCarthy.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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