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Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown:  Boston-based Fidelity Investments reportedly ousted two employees this month as part of a crackdown on sexual harassment at the mutual-fund giant.  Insiders say the sexual tension within the company has become so all-pervasive, they may soon be forced to rename the company “In-Fidelity.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda.jpeg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />German Zoo Hopes to Cure Panda’s Odd Walking with Sex:  Zookeepers at Berlin’s main animal park are hoping to cure a young female panda’s habit of walking backwards by introducing her to one of life’s great pleasures – sex.  Good grief, makes you wonder who the hell’s running that zoo – Harvey Weinstein?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />DBV Technologies Peanut Allergy Drug Fails Key Study:  French drug developer DBV Technologies said its peanut allergy treatment did not meet the main goal in a highly anticipated late-stage study, causing its US-listed stocks to plunge 60.5 percent.  Angry investors were heard complaining “I must have been nuts to invest in a company like this.”  Others noted that the stock fell so low, you could pick up shares for mere peanuts – that is, assuming you’re not allergic.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves:  Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves.  When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, astronomers say the Milky Way is so big that using a ruler or a tape measure just wouldn’t be practical, even if they were somehow able to recruit all the people who’ve leveled charges against Harvey Weinstein to help with the measuring. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration to Promote Rhythm Method and Abstinence:  According to a recently leaked memo, the Trump administration plans to slash the budget for family planning and – in its place, begin promoting abstinence and the rhythm method.  Which is kind of funny when you consider there’s probably not a single person in the Trump Administration who even has any rhythm.  On a positive note, administration officials say vouchers will still be available for those wishing to purchase chastity belts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Mosquitoes.jpg 456w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nazi Scientists Had Plans to Use Mosquitoes As Weapons:  Newly found records suggest that Nazi scientists at the infamous Dachau concentration camp planned to use offensive biological warfare on Germany’s World War II enemies by releasing malaria-carrying mosquitoes from airplanes.  The project was abandoned after it became obvious that Germany could never make swastika armbands small enough to fit on the mosquito’s legs.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Our Sun is Losing Mass and Its Grip on Our Solar System

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Orbit-of-Planets-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Orbit-of-Planets-... 927w" sizes="(max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px" />Our Sun is Losing Mass and Its Grip on Our Solar System:  A team of researchers at MIT has confirmed that as our sun gets older, it is losing mass – which makes its gravitational pull weaker and the orbit of our planets expand.  Sooooo, the all planet’s orbits are expanding?  I though 2017 seemed like one hell of a long year!

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Polygamy.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rebuilding Your Life After Leaving A Polygamous Sect:  In a recent article, a man who left a fundamentalist sect of the Mormon church that still practices polygamy, discussed some of the difficulties he experienced while attempting to transition back into mainstream society after leaving polygamy behind.  And while I’m certainly no expert on the subject, I would assume one the first thing an ex-polygamist might wanna do is scale-back his expectations a bit.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Arm-Wrestler.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Genetic Disorder Makes Man’s Right Arm Supersized:  A young German man’s genetic disorder has made his right arm supersized while his left arm remains normal, helping him earn eight German national arm wrestling championships as well as fourteen international championships.  Well, on thing’s for sure – after his arm wrestling career is over, he’ll have no problem finding work as someone’s “right-hand man.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Cocaine-Condoms.jpg 532w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized:  A package that was simply addressed to “The Vatican Post Office” containing 12 ounces of cocaine stuffed in 14 condoms has been intercepted by German authorities.  A Vatican spokesperson expressed outrage –  not at the cocaine, but at the condoms. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Solar.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Solar Installations in the US Growing Rapidly:  As more businesses and households embrace the technology. the cost of solar has been going down dramatically, which means solar installations will likely continue growing at an ever-increasing pace.  In fact, industry analysts say the outlook for solar remains quite “sunny.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/New-Cars.jpeg 606w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Car Sales Are Half of US Economic Growth:  According to a Bloomberg analysis, car sales make up fully half of the US economic growth for this year.  The other half is believed to have come directly from money the Kardashians blow on Beverly Hills shopping sprees.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Baby-from-Embyro.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago:  A 26-year-old American woman has given birth to a baby that grew from an embryo frozen 24 years earlier, in what could be a record length between the donating of an embryo and the delivery of a child.  All I can say is, this poor kid has to have one hell of a confusing birth certificate.  I mean, if Trump thought Obama’s birth certificate was a problem, this outta make his head spin right off.  And considering its Tennessee, I’m rather surprised she hasn’t been summoned for jury duty by now.  That said, the parents insist the child is doing quite well and is already asking permission to watch old episodes of “Friends.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Beetle Penises Hold Clues For Better Medical Devices:  Researchers at Kiel University in Germany say the stiffness of beetle penises may help solve an engineering problem people who design medical catheters have had for a long time – how do you keep a very thin tube flexible enough to snake into hard-to-reach area, but still remain rigid enough to withstand insertion?  In related news, lawyers for research beetles with hard, but flexible penises – have just announced a $4 million sexual harassment suit against Kiel University in Germany.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks.jpg 1210w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Species of Glow in the Dark Sharks Discovered in Hawaii:  Earlier this year, a new species of deepwater shark who’s underbelly glows in the dark, was discovered in waters surrounding the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands.  The light works as camouflage and helps them to hunt, communicate and find sexual partners.  Gee, must be one of those Fukushima sharks.  They have a certain glow about them.  As if the world situation isn’t bad enough, and now they’re telling me that light at the end of the tunnel may turn out to be a shark?

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