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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters-150x1... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too – even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects-15... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects.png 348w" sizes="(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" />Scientists Warn of Ecological Armageddon As Insect Numbers Drop:  Scientists say three-quarters of all flying insects in nature reserves across Germany have vanished in the last 25 years, which has serious implications for all life on Earth.  Really?  All I can say is, I sure haven’t seen that drop in my apartment.  Meanwhile, Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt claims the issue is that flying insects are having difficulty getting permission from air traffic controllers to take off and suggests the bugs might wanna consider using another form of transportation.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Crying Nazi’s Lawyer Claims He’s Just Kidding About Killing Jews

Crying Nazi’s Lawyer Claims He’s Just Kidding About Killing Jews:  During a four-hour bail hearing, “Crying Nazi” Christopher Cantwell’s lawyer claimed his client’s disparaging and threatening comments about blacks and Jews “was just a comedic act of a shock jock, kind of like Jewish comedian Jackie Mason.”

 

Wow, who knew?  Or, as Mr Trump would probably put it, there appears to be “many sides, many sides” to this weeping Nazi lad.  Anyway, during the bail session, Cantwell’s lawyer tried to argue the entire case should be dismissed, claiming all those videos and audio recordings of Cantwell making threats against people was simply “hearsay evidence.”

 

And I guess he has a point.  Come on, who among us doesn’t joke around about committing genocide?  I mean – what could be more wholesome fun than marching in formation in an open carry state with lit torches shouting “Jews will not replace us?”  These people are some real cards.  Guess those wacky Nazi’s will do about anything for a good laugh.

 

And what people don’t understand is, we’re right in the midst of an “ironic Nazi uprising” as opposed to a serious one.  Why its all in the name of good humor.  Please, I’m laughing so hard – I’m crying!  Of course, I could never expect to get that crying down quite like Cantwell has.  He’s a pro!  Why, he’s so good at crying, if one didn’t know better – one might conclude this whiney bitch has a few “mommy issues.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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