Friday , 25 May 2018
News Alert!
  • Welcome to our new mobile friendly theme!
  • Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their joke or video!
  • Check out our awesome sharing options!
  • Click on the topic picture in a joke or video for more on that topic
  • Youtube import is working again!
Home > Jokes >

Ghosts

How Recent: 6 Months
Staff Picks
My Comics
Show Everyting

Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cobras-in-Can-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Cobras-in-Can.jpg 914w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters:  A Los Angeles man has been sentenced to prison for smuggling highly venomous king cobras into the country inside potato chip canisters via the mail.  Now of course, health officials have always warned about eating snacks like potato chips, but geez – this really takes it all to a whole new level.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Irish-Woman.jpg 488w" sizes="(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px" />Irish Woman Legally Marries 300-Year-Old Ghost:  A 45-year-old woman from Co. Louth claims the lovemaking is just great with her 18th-century Haitian pirate ghost husband she met and married after she feeling his presence laying beside her in bed in 2014.  Yea, well not to be cynical, but that “presence” she felt next to her in bed sounds more like Bill Cosby than an 18th-century Haitian pirate.

 

 

Sushi Boom Fueling Tapeworm Infections:  Health officials say as eating raw fish is becoming more popular, gruesome tapeworm infections are becoming commonplace.  While sushi connoisseurs believe these attacks on eating sushi are noting but a raw deal, health officials claim to have everything on tape (worm).

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
Laugh Blast!
jokes and videos in your inbox

Site Tip!

Did you know that comedians love it when you spread their jokes around? Check out our nifty share options () that help you help them at the bottom of each post.

Site Tip!

Did you know that we have thousands of comedy topics? You can click on the large topic image in a joke or video for more hilarity on that subject or use the search to find what you are looking for.

President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bears-Ears-768x51... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bears-Ears.jpg 816w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />

President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments:  In a move that marks the largest reduction of federally-owned lands in American history and opening those areas to oil drilling and mining, President Trump signed an order shrinking both the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments.  On the other hand, had there been images of Confederate Generals and politicians carved into them thar hills, Trump and his followers would have sent in the US Armed Forces to ensure the area remains a national monument.  That said, the Trump Administration is insisting those areas will still remain national monuments – which is true I guess – only now, we’ll have to reclassify them as “monuments to fracking.”  

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Missle-Controls.jpg 360w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />US Microwave Weapon Could Fry North Korean Missile Controls:  Experts say the U.S. has microwave weapons that proponents believe could stop North Korea from launching missiles by frying their electronics.  Get serious!  As if the American diet isn’t bad enough as it is, now we’re adding “fried North Korean Missile Controls?”  Either way we’re screwed.  I mean, if the bombs don’t get you, the cholesterol will.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Paul-Manafort.jpg 1034w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Manafort Caught Still Working With Russian Operative:  Robert Mueller’s team is asking a judge to revoke Paul Manafort’s bail after it was disclosed that Manafort – as recent as a week ago had been ghosting-writing an op-ed piece with a longtime Russian operative who has ties to Russian intelligence – an op-ed designed “to influence the public’s opinion” of the onetime Trump adviser.  Gee, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Manafort must be using either Don Jr or Jared Kushner as his senior advisors.  Obviously, he’s hoping to build a case to justify a Trump pardon, but mark my words – Trump will soon be tweeting something like ”Manafort?  Never heard of him.  Isn’t he one of Hillary or Obama’s friends?”  My God, even the Coen Brothers couldn’t come up with a script this convoluted and with this many complete morons.  Yes sir, that Trump hires all the best people.

SaveSave

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post President Trump Dramatically Shrinks Two of Utah’s National Monuments appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Today's Featured Hot Topics

Most Popular