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Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks

Florida Passes Bill Making it Easier to Challenge Textbooks:  In a move educators fear both targets and censors teaching about evolution and climate change, Florida lawmakers have just passed a bill allowing any resident to demand a hearing over anything they find objectionable in textbooks removed from public schools.  Well, in their defense, I don’t think even the most ardent supporter of evolution would claim it applies to the people living in Florida.

 

Women’s Breast Tissue Ages Faster Than Rest of Her Body:  New biological research into aging has found that a woman’s breast tissue ages faster than the rest of her body.  OK, so let’s say hypothetically a woman is around 40, what’s that work out to in boob-years?

 

Conservatives Say Dems Lying About Pre-Existing Condition Fears:  President Trump and the Republicans are trying to drown out the chorus of doctors, patients and hospital groups who say people with pre-existing medical conditions will be denied access to coverage under the Republican health plan.  Oh, they’ll have “access” alright.  It may cost them an extra $40K, but who can argue with access?  Hell, by that logic, I have “access” to all the new models of Ferraris and Lamborghinis.  Didn’t realize how good I had it until Republicans explained Trumpcare.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board

Trump Appointee Removes Half the Scientists on Key EPA Board:  CNN has learned that Trump Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt has dismissed half the scientists who serve on a science review board that plays a crucial role in all the work the EPA does.  In their place, Pruitt has decided to appoint a panel of televangelists in line with the Administration’s belief that the most pressing issue we’ll be facing environmentally over the next period will not be unproven liberal hoaxes like global warming, but plagues of locusts – and who could be more qualified than a bunch of TV pastors to call the shots on a locust plague?

 

Mexico Announces Largest Meth Seizure Ever:  Mexican authorities announced their largest methamphetamine seizure ever – 15 tons, found in pure powder form – at a ranch outside Guadalajara.  Mexican officials warn that if that much meth ever got into society, it could spell the end of the siesta as we know it.

 

Rome May Pave Historic Cobblestone So Women Can Wear Heels:  Rome Mayor Gianni Alemanno announced a plan to repave many of Rome’s iconic cobblestone streets in order to make it easier for women wearing high heels.  In related news, polls say Alemanno is expected to be a “shoe-in” for reelection this year.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School:  If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.

 

Because everyone knows you don’t properly educate a child by sending them to school, you do it by cutting taxes for the wealthy.  Hell, people in Wisconsin don’t need no education.  They can figger out most ever-thing they need to no off Twitter and Facebook.

 

Wisconsin’s new state motto -“Just Say No to School!”  And don’t think Gov. Walker doesn’t practice what he preaches.  In fact, Walker was a guy who was so attuned to the fallacy of education, that he didn’t bother to complete his.  True to his word, Walker’s vowed not rest until everyone in Wisconsin is equally as stupid as he is.

 

But the point here is – you don’t need an education to be a success.  Take Sean Hannity, he dropped out of school, but was lucky enough to be home schooled by the Koch Brothers.  And then there’s Rush Limbaugh – a college dropout who went on to become the GOP’s leading expert on climate change.

 

Besides Wisconsin, even without a proper education, you can still get into great schools like Trump University – that is, just as long as you can find somewhere to get a loan to pay for it.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations

New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations: During his recent speech at CPAC, Trump’s new head of the Environmental Protection Agency Scott Pruitt, called for an “aggressive agenda of regulatory rollbacks,” while criticizing the Obama administration for being “so focused too climate change.”

 

Yea, its about time huge corporate interests can once again be free to poison the air we breathe and dump toxins into the water supply. Can you imagine the absurdity of laws restricting coal companies from dumping mining waste into our streams and rivers? It just doesn’t make any sense – especially if you own a lot of coal company stocks.

 

I get the impression that Secretary Pruitt considers the Flint, Michigan debacle as kind of a pilot program for drinking water safety. Hell, I’m originally from Ohio where a river once caught fire. Talk about a state standing out from the rest of the pack! Now, with Pruitt as Trump’s new EPA chief, there’s once again hope we can bring Ohio back to its glory days.

 

Meanwhile, for those of us who now live in Los Angeles, wouldn’t it be fantastic to be able to actually see the air we’re breathing once again? Talk about nostalgia, who doesn’t miss that colorful brown air of LA in the 1970’s? And on a personal note, none of this comes too soon as my doctor was just pointing out how he thinks the lead, mercury, chromium and arsenic levels in my bloodstream are way too low.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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