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Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School:  If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.

 

Because everyone knows you don’t properly educate a child by sending them to school, you do it by cutting taxes for the wealthy.  Hell, people in Wisconsin don’t need no education.  They can figger out most ever-thing they need to no off Twitter and Facebook.

 

Wisconsin’s new state motto -“Just Say No to School!”  And don’t think Gov. Walker doesn’t practice what he preaches.  In fact, Walker was a guy who was so attuned to the fallacy of education, that he didn’t bother to complete his.  True to his word, Walker’s vowed not rest until everyone in Wisconsin is equally as stupid as he is.

 

But the point here is – you don’t need an education to be a success.  Take Sean Hannity, he dropped out of school, but was lucky enough to be home schooled by the Koch Brothers.  And then there’s Rush Limbaugh – a college dropout who went on to become the GOP’s leading expert on climate change.

 

Besides Wisconsin, even without a proper education, you can still get into great schools like Trump University – that is, just as long as you can find somewhere to get a loan to pay for it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations

New EPA Chief Calls for Aggressive Rollback of Environmental Regulations: During his recent speech at CPAC, Trump’s new head of the Environmental Protection Agency Scott Pruitt, called for an “aggressive agenda of regulatory rollbacks,” while criticizing the Obama administration for being “so focused too climate change.”

 

Yea, its about time huge corporate interests can once again be free to poison the air we breathe and dump toxins into the water supply. Can you imagine the absurdity of laws restricting coal companies from dumping mining waste into our streams and rivers? It just doesn’t make any sense – especially if you own a lot of coal company stocks.

 

I get the impression that Secretary Pruitt considers the Flint, Michigan debacle as kind of a pilot program for drinking water safety. Hell, I’m originally from Ohio where a river once caught fire. Talk about a state standing out from the rest of the pack! Now, with Pruitt as Trump’s new EPA chief, there’s once again hope we can bring Ohio back to its glory days.

 

Meanwhile, for those of us who now live in Los Angeles, wouldn’t it be fantastic to be able to actually see the air we’re breathing once again? Talk about nostalgia, who doesn’t miss that colorful brown air of LA in the 1970’s? And on a personal note, none of this comes too soon as my doctor was just pointing out how he thinks the lead, mercury, chromium and arsenic levels in my bloodstream are way too low.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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