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Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Judge-ONeill2.jpg 828w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes:  Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life.  He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise – about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Earths-Rotation-S... 389w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows:  A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down.  Gee, first we have global warming and now it’s global slowing?  Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale?  Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is – Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Coffee-Buzz.jpg 374w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads:  New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.”  Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks – may very well be “just in our wallets.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Rush Limbaugh Suggests Hurricanes Are a Liberal Conspiracy

Rush Limbaugh Suggests Hurricanes Are a Liberal Conspiracy:  Right-wing radio personality Rush Limbaugh created quite the controversy after he delivered a freewheeling monologue on his radio show which seemed to suggest that all these hurricane scares are simply a liberal conspiracy intended to convince the public that climate change is real.

 

Which is kind of ironic, when you consider Rush Limbaugh probably blows more hot air around than any hurricane I’ve heard of.  Hell, studies show that just closing his mouth for a few minutes would decrease sustained wind speeds by huge margins.

 

That said, old Rush may actually be on to something with this “hurricanes are just a liberal conspiracy” idea.  Hell, I just watched a video showing a bunch of unfortunate Houston residents getting overwhelmed with about four or five feet of liberal conspiracy rushing right into their living rooms.

 

But that’s cool Rush, keep insisting these hurricanes are simply a liberal conspiracy.  In fact, if I were you, I’d ignore all those fake lib meteorologists and head right out of your Palm Beach mansion for a day at the beach on that beautiful Florida coast.  Hell, I’ll be more than happy to set up some free windsurfing classes for you this weekend.  Should be ideal windsurfing conditions as there’s supposed be a pretty good breeze coming.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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