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Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-920x... 920w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey.jpg 1063w" sizes="(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px" />Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster:  Mariah Carey’s set on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was once again the subject of intense ridicule on social media after she declared it a complete “disaster” that she didn’t get the hot tea she had been promised.  I don’t care if she demands a little tea, because frankly – I can’t think of anything more appropriate than Mariah Carey music as a way to welcome in…1993!

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 615w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korean Leader Claims Nuclear Button on His Desk:  North Korean leader Kim Jong Un boasted during an annual New Year’s Day speech that he has a nuclear button right on his desk and that the entire United States is within range – but also he vowed not to attack unless threatened.  Well, the way I see it – we have two possible responses to the North Korean threat.  One – would be for President Trump to set off the biggest, most powerful and most beautiful nuclear explosion ever – one which no other president has even come close to exploding or two (a more practical solution) – we ask our close ally in the region Japan if they would consider unleashing Godzilla on the North Koreans.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/James-Fallon.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist revealed that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers – including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is – if I were him, I’d be pretty damn careful about who you ask to carve the turkey when the family gathers at Thanksgiving.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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